Original Plays, Second SeriesGilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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Original Plays, Second Series
Gilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
English drama; Operas -- Librettos
_Sym._ Well, my dear, very little on this point; you see it don’t much
matter to me whom Cheviot marries. So that he marries some one, that’s
enough for me. But, however, _your_ anxiety is natural, and I will
gratify it. (_Opens letter and reads._) “Sir,--In reply to your letter,
I have to inform you that Evan Cottage is certainly in England. The
deeds relating to the property place this beyond all question.”
_Min._ In England!
_Miss T._ (_sinking into a chair_). This blow is indeed a crusher
Against such a blow I cannot stand up! (_Faints._)
_Min._ (_on her knees_). My poor Belinda--my darling sister--love--oh
forgive me--oh forgive me! Don’t look like that! Speak to me,
dearest--oh speak to me--speak to me.
_Miss T._ (_suddenly springing up_). Speak to you? Yes, I’ll speak to
you! All is _not_ yet lost! True, he is not married to me, but why
should he not be? I am as young as you! I am as beautiful as you! I
have more money than you! I will try--oh how hard will I try!
_Min._ Do, darling; and I wish--oh how I wish you may get him!
_Miss T._ Minnie, if you were not the dearest little friend I have in
the world I could pinch you! [_Exit BELINDA._
_Sym._ (_who has been reading the other letter_). Dear me--how terrible!
_Min._ What is terrible, dear papa?
_Sym._ Belvawney writes to tell me the Indestructible Bank stopped
payment yesterday, and Cheviot’s shares are waste paper.
_Min._ Well, upon my word. There’s an end of _him_!
_Sym._ An end of him. What do you mean? You are not going to throw him
over?
_Min._ Dear papa, I am sorry to disappoint you, but unless your tom-tit
is very much mistaken, the Indestructible was not registered under
the Joint-Stock Companies Act of Sixty-two, and in that case the
shareholders are jointly and severally liable to the whole extent of
their available capital. Poor little Minnie don’t pretend to have a
business head; but she’s not _quite_ such a little donkey as _that_,
dear papa.
_Sym._ You decline to marry him? Do I hear rightly?
_Min._ I don’t know, papa, whether your hearing is as good as it was,
but from your excited manner, I should say you heard me perfectly.
[_Exit MINNIE._
_Sym._ This is a pretty business! Done out of a thousand a year; and by
my own daughter! What a terrible thing is this incessant craving after
money! Upon my word, some people seem to think that they’re sent into
the world for no other purpose but to acquire wealth; and, by Jove,
they’ll sacrifice their nearest and dearest relations to get it. It’s
most humiliating--most humiliating!
_Enter CHEVIOT, in low spirits._
_Ch._ (_throwing himself into a chair; sobs aloud_). Oh Uncle
Symperson, have you heard the news?
_Sym._ (_angrily_). Yes, I _have_ heard the news; and a pretty man
of business _you_ are to invest all your property in an unregistered
company!
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