Original Plays, Second SeriesGilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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Original Plays, Second Series
Gilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
English drama; Operas -- Librettos
_Mous._ I am their mouthpiece. By their solemn rules
No man may set his foot upon these shores.
Those rules thy hardihood hath set at naught.
How camest thou, and when?
_Flor._ I am a Prince,
Prince Florian of Spain. I landed here
From yonder boat--about an hour ago.
_Mous._ Liar! The boat was empty!
_Flor._ No, not quite.
I was on board.
_Mous._ (_puzzled_). But I was on the beach--
_Flor._ I know you were--with boat-hook in your hand
To thrust her off. You hailed me angrily:
I had no time to stop and parley then,
So, in the hope that Fate would furnish me
With some more fitting opportunity
To offer you my best apologies,
I kept her head to land, and jumped ashore.
Those best apologies I offer now.
_Mous._ (_alarmed_). If you’ll believe me, sir, I saw you not!
_Flor._ I quite believe you, for I have the power
To make myself invisible at will,
And, having such a power, you’ll see at once
That force will serve you nothing.
_Mous._ (_amazed_). Say you true?
_Flor._ Undoubtedly. I’ve but to wind this veil (_producing a grey
gauze veil with gold tassels_)
About my head, and I’m invisible,
And so remain till I remove it.
_Mous._ Why,
This is a priceless Talisman, indeed!
Invisible! I’d give one half my life
To be invisible for half-a-day!
_Flor._ Indeed? And why?
_Mous._ There is no living thing
But seeks a mate--What birds and beasts may do
Mousta may seek to do--_I_ want to mate!
And whom d’ye think I want? Some kitchen-wench?
One-eyed, hump-backed, and twisted like myself?
I want the purest, fairest form on earth!
_Flor._ Upon my word, you aim full high!
_Mous._ I do!
Why not? Suppose I loved a kitchen-wench,
And told her so?
_Flor._ A decent kitchen-wench
Would soundly box your ears!
_Mous._ You’re right--She would;
My Lady can’t do more. As I _must_ fail
At least I’ll fail for game worth failing for!
As yet I’ve breathed no word--were I unseen
I could take heart of grace and tell my love!
_Flor._ (_laughing_). What would you say?
_Mous._ Ay, ay, you laugh at me;
But I’ve a wily tongue, and I can woo
Like an Adonis--when I’m in the dark!
A blind girl loved me once--a fair young girl
With gentle face and gentle heart--but blind!
_Flor._ I’ll swear she was!
_Mous._ (_gently_). Ah, mock her not--she died!
_Flor._ Well, peace be with her--Find me some safe spot,
Where I can pass the night--I’ll pay you well.
_Mous._ Ha! ha!
_Flor._ Why do you laugh?
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