Binny Remember the hold hadage. ``A still tongue shows a wise ead.'' Asa X Q's me. Binny O, I, C. [Goes up.] Flo [Comes down, L.] Well cousin, what have you to say to us? [Mary comes down R. of Asa.] Asa Wal, I ain't got no ring, to put in your noses, but I's got one to put on your finger. [To Mary.] And I guess the sailor man has one to put on yours, and I guess you two are as happy as clams at high water. Flo I am sure you must be very happy. Asa Wal, I am not so sure about my happiness. Flo Why, you ungrateful fellow. What do want to complete it? Asa [To Audience.] My happiness depends on you. Flo And I am sure you will not regret your kindness shown to Our American Cousin. But don't go yet, pray--for Lord Dundreary has a word to say. [Calls Dundreary.] Dun [Sneezes.] That's the idea. CURTAIN