British -- France -- Fiction; France -- History -- Revolution, 1789-1799 -- Fiction; Historical fiction
He appeared to have struck a sort of Franco-Flemish neutral ground. He
was put to wait in a little kitchen like a bright toy. The floor was
ruddy brick, the walls were white tiles. Outside the window a shallow
awning tinkled sleepily, in spasms of draught, with the stirring of
innumerable small bells. The stove or range, a shining cold example of
continence, seemed innocent of the least tradition of heat. On the
polished dark dresser vessels of copper, of pewter, and of
brass--stewpans, lidded flagons, and the narrow-necked,
wood-stoppered, resonant jugs, in which it was the Dutch fashion to
bring milk from the fields--shone with a demure sobriety of tone in
the falling light.
But the meal, when it came, was served in the French manner and
without stint. The traveller, seeing no preparations toward in the
spick room he inhabited, was falling into a mood of gentle depression
before his fears were dissipated. Then he ventured an inquiry of the
solemn wench who brought in his tray. She almost dropped the load in
her amazement.
“Holy Saints! Cook here! in the show kitchen!”
She put down, with crushing emphasis, a fresh table-napkin, a small
blunt knife, a silver fork, and a silver spoon--all _à la
française_. This was luxury as compared with recent experiences. Ned
looked serious over the knife. He did not know that French meat stewed
to the melting-point dismembers itself at a touch.
He had a very succulent salmis; and no fewer than four hot eggs,
cuddled in a white clout, were served to him.
“Am I to devour them all?” he asked of the girl.
“With the help of God,” she answered ambiguously, in her soft
Picardian.
By-and-by madame _l’hôtesse_ condescended to come and talk with him
while he ate. She was veritably _chargée de cuisine_; she seemed to
fill the place, width and height.
“What is your condition in your own country?” she asked, with fat
asperity.
“I am grand-nephew to a monseigneur, to whose title and estates I
shall succeed.”
“_Vraigment_!” she clucked incredulously. “How arrives it, then, that
you ‘pad the hoof’ like a _colporteur_?”
“I travel for discipline and for experience, madame. Wisdom is not an
heirloom.”
She nodded her head.
“Truly, it must be bought. I myself am a merchant of it.”
“Doubtless,” said Mr Murk. “Witness your politeness to one who can
afford to pay for politeness.”
She seemed an atom disconcerted.
“Well,” she said, “there is no accounting for the vagaries of the
quality. And is his meal to moogsieur’s liking?”
“It is very well, indeed.”
“_Tout va biend_! I was in the half mind that you would wish your meat
raw _à l’anglaise_.”
“That is not the English fashion.”
“_Oh, pardon_! they tear it with their hands and teeth, for I know.
And sometimes it is worse.”
“How worse, then?”
She nodded again pregnantly.
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