Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Mr. Wrenn crept out of Drubel’s behind him, very melancholy. Even
Charley admitted that he “had ought to stay,” then; and what chance was
there of persuading the dread Mr. Mortimer R. Guilfogle that he wished
to be looked upon as one resigning? Where, then, any chance of
globe-trotting; perhaps for months he would remain in slavery, and he
had hoped just that morning— One dreadful quarter-hour with Mr.
Guilfogle and he might be free. He grinned to himself as he admitted
that this was like seeing Europe after merely swimming the mid-winter
Atlantic.
Well, he had nine minutes more, by his two-dollar watch; nine minutes
of vagabondage. He gazed across at a Greek restaurant with signs in
real Greek letters like “ruins at—well, at Aythens.” A Chinese
chop-suey den with a red-and-yellow carved dragon, and at an upper
window a squat Chinaman who might easily be carrying a _kris_, “or
whatever them Chink knives are,” as he observed for the hundredth time
he had taken this journey. A rotisserie, before whose upright fender of
scarlet coals whole ducks were happily roasting to a shiny brown. In a
furrier’s window were Siberian foxes’ skins (Siberia! huts of “awful
brave convicks”; the steely Northern Sea; guards in blouses, just as
he’d seen them at an Academy of Music play) and a polar bear (meaning,
to him, the Northern Lights, the long hike, and the _igloo_ at night).
And the florists! There were orchids that (though he only half knew it,
and that all inarticulately) whispered to him of jungles where, in the
hot hush, he saw the slumbering python and—“What was it in that poem,
that, Mandalay, thing? _was_ it about jungles? Anyway:
“‘Them garlicky smells,
And the sunshine and the palms and the bells.’”
He had to hurry back to the office. He stopped only to pat the head of
a florist’s delivery horse that looked wistfully at him from the curb.
“Poor old fella. What you thinking about? Want to be a circus horse and
wander? Le’s beat it together. You can’t, eh? Poor old fella!”
At three-thirty, the time when it seems to office persons that the
day’s work never will end, even by a miracle, Mr. Wrenn was shaky about
his duty to the firm. He was more so after an electrical interview with
the manager, who spent a few minutes, which he happened to have free,
in roaring “I want to know why” at Mr. Wrenn. There was no particular
“why” that he wanted to know; he was merely getting scientific
efficiency out of employees, a phrase which Mr. Guilfogle had taken
from a business magazine that dilutes efficiency theories for
inefficient employers.
At five-twenty the manager summoned him, complimented him on nothing in
particular, and suggested that he stay late with Charley Carpenter and
the stock-keeper to inventory a line of desk-clocks which they were
closing out.
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