Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
His room was quiet. The lamplight on the delicately green walls was
like that of a regular author’s den, he was quite sure. He happily
tested the fountain-pen by writing the names Nelly and William Wrenn on
a bit of wrapping-paper (which he guiltily burned in an ash-tray);
washed his face with water which he let run for a minute to cool; sat
down before his table with a grunt of content; went back and washed his
hands; fiercely threw off the bourgeois encumbrances of coat and
collar; sat down again; got up to straighten a picture; picked up his
pen; laid it down, and glowed as he thought of Nelly, slumbering there,
near at hand, her exquisite cheek nestling silkenly against her arm,
perhaps, and her white dreams—
Suddenly he roared at himself, “Get on the job there, will yuh?” He
picked up the pen and wrote:
THE MILLIONAIRE’S DAUGHTER
A ONE ACT DRAMATIC PLAYLET
by
WILLIAM WRENN
CHARACTERS
_John Warrington_, a railway president; quite rich.
_Nelly Warrington_, Mr. Warrington’s daughter.
_Reginald Thorne_, his secretary.
He was jubilant. His pen whined at top speed, scattering a shower of
tiny drops of ink.
_Stage Scene: An office. Very expensive. Mr. Warrington and Mr. Thorne
are sitting there. Miss Warrington comes in. She says:_
He stopped. He thought. He held his head. He went over to the
stationary bowl and soaked his hair with water. He lay on the bed and
kicked his heels, slowly and gravely smoothing his mustache. Fifty
minutes later he gave a portentous groan and went to bed.
He hadn’t been able to think of what Miss Warrington says beyond “I
have come to tell you that I am married, papa,” and that didn’t sound
just right; not for a first line it didn’t, anyway.
At dinner next night—Saturday—Tom was rather inclined to make
references to “our author,” and to remark: “Well, I know where somebody
was last night, but of course I won’t tell. Say, them authors are a
wild lot.”
Mr. Wrenn, who had permitted the teasing of even Tim, the hatter,
“wasn’t going to stand for no kidding from nobody—not when Nelly was
there,” and he called for a glass of water with the air of a Harvard
assistant professor forced to eat in a lunch-wagon and slapped on the
back by the cook.
Nelly soothed him. “The play _is_ going well, _isn’t_ it?”
When he had, with a detached grandeur of which he was immediately
ashamed, vouchsafed that he was already “getting right down to brass
tacks on it,” that he had already investigated four more plays and
begun the actual writing, every one looked awed and asked him assorted
questions.
At nine-thirty that evening he combed and tightly brushed his hair,
which he had been pawing angrily for an hour and a half, went down the
hall to Nelly’s hall bedroom, and knocked with: “It’s Mr. Wrenn. May I
ask you something about the play?”
“Just a moment,” he heard her say.
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