Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Breakfast at Mrs. Arty’s was always an inspiration. In contrast to the
lonely dingy meal at the Hustler Dairy Lunch of his Zapp days, he sat
next to a trimly shirtwaisted Nelly, fresh and enthusiastic after nine
hours’ sleep. So much for ordinary days. But Sunday morning—that was
paradise! The oil-stove glowed and purred like a large tin pussy cat;
it toasted their legs into dreamy comfort, while they methodically
stuffed themselves with toast and waffles and coffee. Nelly and he
always felt gently superior to Tom Poppins, who would be a-sleeping
late, as they talked of the joy of not having to go to the office, of
approaching Christmas, and of the superiority of Upton’s Grove and
Parthenon.
This morning was to be Mr. Wrenn’s first attendance at church with
Nelly. The previous time they had planned to go, Mr. Wrenn had spent
Sunday morning in unreligious fervor at the Chelsea Dental Parlors with
a young man in a white jacket instead of at church with Nelly.
This was also the first time that he had attended a church service in
nine years, except for mass at St. Patrick’s, which he regarded not as
church, but as beauty. He felt tremendously reformed, set upon new
paths of virtue and achievement. He thought slightingly of those lonely
bachelors, Morton and Mittyford, Ph. D. They just didn’t know what it
meant to a fellow to be going to church with a girl like Miss Nelly, he
reflected, as he re brushed his hair after breakfast.
He walked proudly beside her, and made much of the gentility of
entering the church, as one of the well-to-do and intensely bathed
congregation. He even bowed to an almost painfully washed and brushed
young usher with gold-rimmed eye-glasses. He thought scornfully of his
salad days, when he had bowed to the Brass-button Man at the
Nickelorion.
The church interior was as comfortable as Sunday-morning toast and
marmalade—half a block of red carpet in the aisles; shiny solid-oak
pews, gorgeous stained-glass windows, and a general polite creaking of
ladies’ best stays and gentlemen’s stiff shirt-bosoms, and an odor of
the best cologne and moth-balls.
It lacked but six days till Christmas. Mr. Wrenn’s heart was a little
garden, and his eyes were moist, and he peeped tenderly at Nelly as he
saw the holly and ivy and the frosted Christmas mottoes, “Peace on
Earth, Good Will to Men,” and the rest, that brightened the spaces
between windows.
Christmas—happy homes—laughter…. Since, as a boy, he had attended the
Christmas festivities of the Old Church Sunday-school at Parthenon, and
got highly colored candy in a net bag, his holidays had been celebrated
by buying himself plum pudding at lonely Christmas dinners at large
cheap restaurants, where there was no one to wish him “Merry Christmas”
except his waiter, whom he would quite probably never see again, nor
ever wish to see.
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