Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
He came primly up to the Nickelorion, feeling in his vest pockets for a
nickel and peering around the booth at the friendly ticket-taker. But
the latter was thinking about buying Johnny’s pants. Should he get them
at the Fourteenth Street Store, or Siegel-Cooper’s, or over at
Aronson’s, near home? So ruminating, he twiddled his wheel
mechanically, and Mr. Wrenn’s pasteboard slip was indifferently
received in the plate-glass gullet of the grinder without the taker’s
even seeing the clerk’s bow and smile.
Mr. Wrenn trembled into the door of the Nickelorion. He wanted to turn
back and rebuke this fellow, but was restrained by shyness. He _had_
liked the man’s “Fine evenin’, sir “—rain or shine—but he wouldn’t
stand for being cut. Wasn’t he making nineteen dollars a week, as
against the ticket-taker’s ten or twelve? He shook his head with the
defiance of a cornered mouse, fussed with his mustache, and regarded
the moving pictures gloomily.
They helped him. After a Selig domestic drama came a stirring Vitagraph
Western scene, “The Goat of the Rancho,” which depicted with much humor
and tumult the revolt of a ranch cook, a Chinaman. Mr. Wrenn was really
seeing, not cow-punchers and sage-brush, but himself, defying the
office manager’s surliness and revolting against the ticket-man’s
rudeness. Now he was ready for the nearly overpowering delight of
travel-pictures. He bounced slightly as a Gaumont film presented Java.
He was a connoisseur of travel-pictures, for all his life he had been
planning a great journey. Though he had done Staten Island and
patronized an excursion to Bound Brook, neither of these was his grand
tour. It was yet to be taken. In Mr. Wrenn, apparently fastened to New
York like a domestic-minded barnacle, lay the possibilities of heroic
roaming. He knew it. He, too, like the man who had taken the Gaumont
pictures, would saunter among dusky Javan natives in “markets with
tiles on the roofs and temples and—and—uh, well—places!” The scent of
Oriental spices was in his broadened nostrils as he scampered out of
the Nickelorion, without a look at the ticket-taker, and headed for
“home”—for his third-floor-front on West Sixteenth Street. He wanted to
prowl through his collection of steamship brochures for a description
of Java. But, of course, when one’s landlady has both the sciatica and
a case of Patient Suffering one stops in the basement dining-room to
inquire how she is.
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