Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
He saw the processional of world brotherhood tramp steadily through the
paling sunset; saffron-vestured Mandarin marching by flax-faced
Norseman and languid South Sea Islander—the diverse peoples toward whom
he had always yearned.
“But I don’t care so much for some of these ranting street-corner
socialists, though,” mused Morton. “The kind that holler ‘Come get
saved _our_ way or go to hell! Keep off scab guides to prosperity.’”
“Yuh, sure. Ha! ha! ha!”
“Huh! huh!”
Morton soon had another thought. “Still, same time, us guys that do the
work have got to work out something for ourselves. We can’t bank on the
rah-rah boys that wear eye-glasses and condescend to like us, cause
they think we ain’t entirely too dirty for ’em to associate with, and
all these writer guys and so on. That’s where you got to hand it to the
street-corner shouters.”
“Yes, that’s _so_. Y’ right there, I guess, all right.”
They looked at each other and laughed again; initiated friends; tasting
each other’s souls. They shared sandwiches and confessions. When the
other passengers had gone to bed and the sailors on watch seemed lonely
the two men were still declaring, shyly but delightedly, that “things
is curious.”
In the damp discomfort of early morning the cattlemen shuffled from the
steamer at Portland and were herded to a lunch-room by the boss, who
cheerfully smoked his corn-cob and ejaculated to Mr. Wrenn and Morton
such interesting facts as:
“Trubiggs is a lobster. You don’t want to let the bosses bluff you
aboard the _Merian_. They’ll try to chase you in where the steers’ll
gore you. The grub’ll be—”
“What grub do you get?”
“Scouse and bread. And water.”
“What’s scouse?”
“Beef stew without the beef. Oh, the grub’ll be rotten. Trubiggs is a
lobster. He wouldn’t be nowhere if ’t wa’n’t for me.”
Mr. Wrenn appreciated England’s need of roast beef, but he timidly
desired not to be gored by steers, which seemed imminent, before
breakfast coffee. The streets were coldly empty, and he was sleepy, and
Morton was silent. At the restaurant, sitting on a high stool before a
pine counter, he choked over an egg sandwich made with thick crumby
slices of a bread that had no personality to it. He roved forlornly
about Portland, beside the gloomy pipe-valiant Morton, fighting two
fears: the company might not need all of them this trip, and he might
have to wait; secondly, if he incredibly did get shipped and started
for England the steers might prove dreadfully dangerous. After intense
thinking he ejaculated, “Gee! it’s be bored or get gored.” Which was
much too good not to tell Morton, so they laughed very much, and at ten
o’clock were signed on for the trip and led, whooping, to the deck of
the S.S. _Merian_.
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