Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man — John Shaqi
Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Straining to pitch forkfuls into the pens while the boat rolled,
slopping along the wet gangway, down by the bunkers of coal, where the
heat seemed a close-wound choking shroud and the darkness was made only
a little pale by light coming through dust-caked port-holes, he sneezed
and coughed and grunted till he was exhausted. The floating bits of
hay-dust were a thousand impish hands with poisoned nails scratching at
the roof of his mouth. His skin prickled all over. He constantly
discovered new and aching muscles. But he wabbled on until he finished
the work, fifteen minutes after Tim had given out.
He crawled up to the main deck and huddled in the shelter of a pile of
hay-bales where Pete was declaring to Tim and the rest that Satan
“couldn’t never get nothing on him.”
Morton broke into Pete’s publicity with the question, “Say, is it
straight what they say, Pete, that you’re the guy that owns the Leyland
Line and that’s why you know so much more than the rest of us poor
lollops? Watson, the needle, quick!” [Applause and laughter.]
Wrennie felt personally grateful to Morton for this, but he went up to
the aft top deck, where he could lie alone on a pile of tarpaulins. He
made himself observe the sea which, as Kipling and Jack London had
specifically promised him in their stories, surrounded him, everywhere
shining free; but he glanced at it only once. To the north was a liner
bound for home.
Home! Gee! That _was_ rubbing it in! While at work, whether he was sick
or not, he could forget—things. But the liner, fleeting on with bright
ease, made the cattle-boat seem about as romantic as Mrs. Zapp’s
kitchen sink.
Why, he wondered—“why had he been a chump? Him a wanderer? No; he was a
hired man on a sea-going dairy-farm. Well, he’d get onto this
confounded job before he was through with it, but then—gee! back to
God’s Country!”
While the _Merian_, eleven days out, pleasantly rocked through the
Irish Sea, with the moon revealing the coast of Anglesey, one Bill
Wrenn lay on the after-deck, condescending to the heavens. It was so
warm that they did not need to sleep below, and half a dozen of the
cattlemen had brought their mattresses up on deck. Beside Bill Wrenn
lay the man who had given him that name—Tim, the hatter, who had become
weakly alarmed and admiring as Wrennie learned to rise feeling like a
boy in early vacation-time, and to find shouting exhilaration in
sending a forkful of hay fifteen good feet.
Morton, who lay near by, had also adopted the name “Bill Wrenn.” Most
of the trip Morton had discussed Pete and Tim instead of the fact that
“things is curious.” Mr. Wrenn had been jealous at first, but when he
learned from Morton the theory that even a Pete was a “victim of
’vironment” he went out for knowing him quite systematically.
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