Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
The April skies glowed with benevolence this Saturday morning. The
Metropolitan Tower was singing, bright ivory tipped with gold, uplifted
and intensely glad of the morning. The buildings walling in Madison
Square were jubilant; the honest red-brick fronts, radiant; the new
marble, witty. The sparrows in the middle of Fifth Avenue were all
talking at once, scandalously but cleverly. The polished brass of
limousines threw off teethy smiles. At least so Mr. Wrenn fancied as he
whisked up Fifth Avenue, the skirts of his small blue double-breasted
coat wagging. He was going blocks out of his way to the office; ready
to defy time and eternity, yes, and even the office manager. He had
awakened with Defiance as his bedfellow, and throughout breakfast at
the hustler Dairy Lunch sunshine had flickered over the dirty
tessellated floor.
He pranced up to the Souvenir Company’s brick building, on
Twenty-eighth Street near Sixth Avenue. In the office he chuckled at
his ink-well and the untorn blotters on his orderly desk. Though he sat
under the weary unnatural brilliance of a mercury-vapor light, he
dashed into his work, and was too keen about this business of living
merrily to be much flustered by the bustle of the lady buyer’s superior
“_Good_ morning.” Even up to ten-thirty he was still slamming down
papers on his desk. Just let any one try to stop his course, his
readiness for snapping fingers at The Job; just let them _try_ it, that
was all he wanted!
Then he was shot out of his chair and four feet along the corridor, in
reflex response to the surly “Bur-r-r-r-r” of the buzzer. Mr. Mortimer
R. Guilfogle, the manager, desired to see him. He scampered along the
corridor and slid decorously through the manager’s doorway into the
long sun-bright room, ornate with rugs and souvenirs. Seven Novelties
glittered on the desk alone, including a large rococo Shakespeare-style
glass ink-well containing cloves and a small iron Pittsburg-style one
containing ink. Mr. Wrenn blinked like a noon-roused owlet in the
brilliance. The manager dropped his fist on the desk, glared, smoothed
his flowered prairie of waistcoat, and growled, his red jowls
quivering:
“Look here, Wrenn, what’s the matter with you? The Bronx Emporium order
for May Day novelties was filled twice, they write me.”
“They ordered twice, sir. By ’phone,” smiled Mr. Wrenn, in an agony of
politeness.
“They ordered hell, sir! Twice—the same order?”
“Yes, sir; their buyer was prob—”
“They say they’ve looked it up. Anyway, they won’t pay twice. I know,
em. We’ll have to crawl down graceful, and all because you—I want to
know why you ain’t more careful!”
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