Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Well—tell me, my dear—Oh, I didn’t mean that; artists use it a good
deal; it just means ‘old chap.’ You _don’t_ mind my asking such beastly
personal questions, do you? I’m interested in people…. And now I must
go up and write a letter. I was going over to Olympia’s—she’s one of
the Interesting People I spoke of—but you see you have been much more
amusing. Good night. You’re lonely in London, aren’t you? We’ll have to
go sightseeing some day.”
“Yes, I am lonely!” he exploded. Then, meekly: “Oh, thank you! I sh’d
be awful pleased to…. Have you seen the Tower, Miss Nash?”
“No. Never. Have you?”
“No. You see, I thought it ’d be kind of a gloomy thing to see all
alone. Is that why you haven’t never been there, too?”
“My dear man, I see I shall have to educate you. Shall I? I’ve been
taken in hand by so many people—it would be a pleasure to pass on the
implied slur. Shall I?”
“Please do.”
“One simply doesn’t go and see the Tower, because that’s what trippers
do. Don’t you understand, my dear? (Pardon the ‘my dear’ again.) The
Tower is the sort of thing school superintendents see and then go back
and lecture on in school assembly-room and the G. A. R. hall. I’ll take
you to the Tate Gallery.” Then, very abruptly, “G’ night,” and she was
gone.
He stared after her smooth back, thinking: “Gee! I wonder if she got
sore at something I said. I don’t think I was fresh this time. But she
beat it so quick…. Them lips of hers—I never knew there was such red
lips. And an artist—paints pictures!… Read a lot—Nitchy—German musical
comedy. Wonder if that’s that ‘Merry Widow’ thing?… That gray dress of
hers makes me think of fog. Cur’ous.”
In her room Istra Nash inspected her nose in a mirror, powdered, and
sat down to write, on thick creamy paper:
Skilly dear, I’m in a fierce Bloomsbury boarding-house—bores —except
for a Phe-nomenon—little man of 35 or 40 with embryonic imagination & a
virgin soul. I’ll try to keep from planting radical thoughts in the
virgin soul, but I’m tempted.
Oh Skilly dear I’m lonely as the devil. Would it be too bromid. to say
I wish you were here? I put out my hand in the darkness, & yours wasn’t
there. My dear, my dear, how desolate—Oh you understand it only too
well with your supercilious grin & your superior eye-glasses & your
beatific Oxonian ignorance of poor eager America.
I suppose I _am_ just a barbarous Californian kiddy. It’s just as Pere
Dureon said at the atelier, “You haf a’ onderstanding of the ’igher
immorality, but I ’ope you can cook—paint you cannot.”
He wins. I can’t sell a single thing to the art editors here or get one
single order. One horrid eye-glassed earnest youth who Sees People at a
magazine, he vouchsafed that they “didn’t use any Outsiders.”
Outsiders! And his hair was nearly as red as my wretched mop. So I came
home & howled & burned Milan tapers before your picture. I did. Though
you don’t deserve it.
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