Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“I’ll have to take you there. It’s a cheery sensation, you know, to
find a man who has some imagination, but who has been unspoiled by
Interesting People, and take him to hear them wamble. They sit around
and growl and rush the growler—I hope you know growler-rushing—and
rejoice that they’re free spirits. Being Free, of course, they’re not
allowed to go and play with nice people, for when a person is Free, you
know, he is never free to be anything but Free. That may seem
confusing, but they understand it at Olympia’s.
“Of course there’s different sorts of intellectuals, and each cult
despises all the others. Mostly, each cult consists of one person, but
sometimes there’s two—a talker and an audience—or even three. For
instance, you may be a militant and a vegetarian, but if some one is a
militant and has a good figure, why then—oof!… That’s what I mean by
‘Interesting People.’ I loathe them! So, of course, being one of them,
I go from one bunch to another, and, upon my honor, every single time I
think that the new bunch _is_ interesting!”
Then she smoked in gloomy silence, while Mr. Wrenn remarked, after some
mental labor, “I guess they’re like cattlemen—the cattle-ier they are,
the more romantic they look, and then when you get to know them the
chief trouble with them is that they’re cattlemen.”
“Yes, that’s it. They’re—why, they’re—Oh, poor dear, there, there,
there! It _sha’n’t_ have so much intellekchool discussion, _shall_ it!…
I think you’re a very nice person, and I’ll tell you what we’ll do.
We’ll have a small fire, shall we? In the fireplace.”
“Yes!”
She pulled the old-fashioned bell-cord, and the old-fashioned North
Country landlady came—tall, thin, parchment-faced, musty-looking as
though she had been dressed up in Victorian garments in 1880 and left
to stand in an unaired parlor ever since. She glowered silent
disapproval at the presence of Mr. Wrenn in Istra’s room, but sent a
slavey to make the fire—“saxpence uxtry.” Mr. Wrenn felt guilty till
the coming of the slavey, a perfect Christmas-story-book slavey, a
small and merry lump of soot, who sang out, “Chilly t’-night, ayn’t
it?” and made a fire that was soon singing “Chilly t’-night,” like the
slavey.
Istra sat on the floor before the fire, Turk-wise, her quick delicate
fingers drumming excitedly on her knees.
“Come sit by me. You, with your sense of the romantic, ought to
appreciate sitting by the fire. You know it’s always done.”
He slumped down by her, clasping his knees and trying to appear the
dignified American business man in his country-house.
She smiled at him intimately, and quizzed:
“Tell me about the last time you sat with a girl by the fire. Tell poor
Istra the dark secret. Was she the perfect among pink faces?”
“I’ve—never—sat—before—any—fireplace—with —any—one! Except when I was
about nine—one Hallowe’en—at a party in Parthenon—little town up York
State.”
“Really? Poor kiddy!”
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