Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
The head bookkeeper shook his head at Mr. Wrenn’s inquiry:
“Charley ain’t here any longer.”
“Ain’t _here?_”
“No. He got through. He got to boozing pretty bad, and one morning
about three weeks ago, when he had a pretty bad hang-over, he told
Guilfogle what he thought of him, so of course Guilfogle fired him.”
“Oh, that’s too _bad_. Say, you don’t know his address, do you?”
“—East a Hundred and Eighteenth…. Well, I’m glad to see you back,
Wrenn. Didn’t expect to see you back so soon, but always glad to see
you. Going to be with us?”
“I ain’t sure,” said Mr. Wrenn, crabbedly, then shook hands warmly with
the bookkeeper, to show there was nothing personal in his snippishness.
For nearly a hundred blocks Mr. Wrenn scowled at an advertisement of
Corn Flakes in the Third Avenue Elevated without really seeing it….
Should he go back to the Souvenir Company at all?
Yes. He would. That was the best way to start making friends. But he
would “get our friend Guilfogle at recess,” he assured himself, with an
out-thrust of the jaw like that of the great Bill Wrenn. He knew
Guilfogle’s lead now, and he would show that gentleman that he could
play the game. He’d take that lower salary and pretend to be
frightened, but when he got the chance—
He did not proclaim even to himself what dreadful thing he was going to
do, but as he left the Elevated he said over and over, shaking his
closed fist inside his coat pocket:
“When I get the chance—when I _get_ it—”
The flat-building where Charley Carpenter lived was one of hundreds of
pressed-brick structures, apparently all turned out of the same mold.
It was filled with the smells of steamy washing and fried fish. Languid
with the heat, Mr. Wrenn crawled up an infinity of iron steps and
knocked three times at Charley’s door. No answer. He crawled down again
and sought out the janitress, who stopped watching an ice-wagon in the
street to say:
“I guess you’ll be finding him asleep up there, sir. He do be lying
there drunk most of the day. His wife’s left him. The landlord’s give
him notice to quit, end of August. Warm day, sir. Be you a
bill-collector? Mostly, it’s bill-collectors that—”
“Yes, it is hot.”
Superior in manner, but deeply dejected, Mr. Wrenn rang the down-stairs
bell long enough to wake Charley, pantingly got himself up the
interminable stairs, and kicked the door till Charley’s voice quavered
inside:
“Who zhat?”
“It’s me, Charley. Wrenn.”
“You’re in Yurp. Can’t fool me. G’ ’way from there.”
Three other doors on the same landing were now partly open and blocked
with the heads of frowsy inquisitive women. The steamy smell was
thicker in the darkness. Mr. Wrenn felt prickly, then angry at this
curiosity, and again demanded:
“Lemme in, I say.”
“Tell you it ain’t you. I know you!”
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