Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Charley Carpenter’s pale face leered out. His tousled hair was stuck to
his forehead by perspiration; his eyes were red and vaguely staring.
His clothes were badlv wrinkled. He wore a collarless shirt with a
frilled bosom of virulent pink, its cuffs grimy and limp.
“It’s ol’ Wrenn. C’m in. C’m in quick. Collectors always hanging
around. They can’t catch me. You bet.”
He closed the door and wabbled swiftly down the long drab hall of the
“railroad flat,” evidently trying to walk straight. The reeking
stifling main room at the end of the hall was terrible as Charley’s
eyes. Flies boomed everywhere. The oak table, which Charley and his
bride had once spent four happy hours in selecting, was littered with
half a dozen empty whisky-flasks, collars, torn sensational newspapers,
dirty plates and coffee-cups. The cheap brocade cover, which a bride
had once joyed to embroider with red and green roses, was half pulled
off and dragged on the floor amid the cigarette butts, Durham tobacco,
and bacon rinds which covered the green-and-yellow carpet-rug.
This much Mr. Wrenn saw. Then he set himself to the hard task of
listening to Charley, who was muttering:
“Back quick, ain’t you, ol’ Wrenn? You come up to see me, didn’t you?
You’re m’ friend, ain’t you, eh? I got an awful hang-over, ain’t I? You
don’t care, do you, ol’ Wrenn?”
Mr. Wrenn stared at him weakly, but only for a minute. Perhaps it was
his cattle-boat experience which now made him deal directly with such
drunkenness as would have nauseated him three months before; perhaps
his attendance on a weary Istra.
“Come now, Charley, you got to buck up,” he crooned.
“_All_ ri’.”
“What’s the trouble? How did you get going like this?”
“Wife left me. I was drinking. You think I’m drunk, don’t you? But I
ain’t. She went off with her sister—always hated me. She took my money
out of savings-bank—three hundred; all money I had ’cept fifty dollars.
I’ll fix her. I’ll kill her. Took to hitting the booze. Goglefogle
fired me. Don’t care. Drink all I want. Keep young fellows from getting
it! Say, go down and get me pint. Just finished up pint. Got to have
one-die of thirst. Bourbon. Get—”
“I’ll go and get you a drink, Charley—just one drink, savvy?—if you’ll
promise to get cleaned up, like I tell you, afterward.”
“_All_ ri’.”
Mr. Wrenn hastened out with a whisky-flask, muttering, feverishly,
“Gee! I got to save him.” Returning, he poured out one drink, as though
it were medicine for a refractory patient, and said, soothingly:
“Now we’ll take a cold bath, heh? and get cleaned up and sobered up.
Then we’ll talk about a job, heh?”
“Aw, don’t want a bath. Say, I feel better now. Let’s go out and have a
drink. Gimme that flask. Where j’ yuh put it?”
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