Our Square and the People in ItAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Our Square and the People in It
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
Each had been a lone spirit, craving companionship. And nearest to the
lonely heart of each was the struggle and achievement of an only son
in the other half of the world; one carving out a business career in
Algiers, the other introducing American ideas in horticulture to the
staid garden scientists of Würtemberg. Presently they took to reading
their boys' letters in common; and they would chuckle, or look serious,
or debate, or prophesy with a single and equal interest whether it were
a matter of Hermann, Jr., or of young Robert in Africa. Comradeship
can go no deeper. The flash of a foreign postage stamp across the
marble-topped table was the signal for Elsa, the polyglot cashier of the
Elite, to set down one more drink than usual, for it invariably meant
a prolonged and confidential confab after the game was over. Tradition
held their chosen table always in reserve. And tradition has all the
force and more than the respect of law in Our Square.
Judge, then, of our amazement at the unprecedented behavior of Inky
Mike on a certain evening a little before the regular hour for the
chess-players to appear. The world without was big with the presage of
tremendous events just then, but this was forgotten for the moment in
the shock of Mike's performance. He sauntered down the length of the
aisle, an expression of self-confidence upon his smeary countenance,
and coolly dropped into Jonathan's chair, nodding to Elsa, the pretty
polyglot. Now Inky Mike plumes himself upon a “connection with the
press” (through the rollers, it is understood in Our Square, though he
is loftily vague about it) and the passion of his life is to pick news
“off the wires” and announce it in advance of print, in some startling
manner. This might be one of his coups. Elsa regarded him with puzzled
suspicion. Then she descended upon him, polite but with firm purpose of
eviction.
“_Bitte_,” she said, with the queenly gesture of one accustomed to
command.
Mike lifted one eyebrow, and that with an effort. Otherwise he stirred
not.
“_S'il vous plait!_” said the little cashier determinedly.
“Mine's a beer,” returned the smeary one.
“If you please!” she stamped her foot in the universal and unmistakable
language.
“Oh, I got you the foist time,” drawled Mike. “You should worry. They
won't be here.”
“No--o--o--oah?” queried Elsa in a soaring whoop of amazement.
“Not this evenin', nor any other evenin'! You can plant a 'To Let' sign
on their table. They won't care.”
“_Warum? Pourquoi pas?_ W'y not?”
The repository of terrible secrets delivered himself of his theme in
complacent triumph. “War's just declared between France and Germany.
That's w'y not.”
Thus the tremendous news came to Thomsen's. On the heels of it came the
Teutonic Jonathan. Inky Mike rose astounded and hastily moved, for he is
sufficiently one of us to respect the Square's traditions.
“Excuse _me_,” he apologized. “Is Mister--is your side pardner coming?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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