Our Square and the People in ItAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Our Square and the People in It
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
According to what he had learned, the Duchess had left Virginia to save
money and appearances, dragging along like a fetter a debt of honor
contracted by a worthless scamp of a brother. Of course it was not
in any sense a legal debt, but she, with her old-world ideas, had
considered it to be a blot upon the family 'scutcheon, and had been
paying interest, and bit by bit the principal, from her rigidly
conserved little income. Presently an investment which had been
indicated through the Spirit of Guidance Group's interpretation of one
of madam's dreams reduced its dividends and madam cut off a few of
her filial memberships. Another recommended by the dream magazine went
wholly wrong. More memberships were reluctantly resigned. Old Sally,
as head of the commissary, with full powers and responsibilities, was
compelled to operate on a radically reduced apportionment. Two items
took precedence of all else--the rent and the debt.
“You meantertellme,” chirped Mr. Boggs, “that Madam Tallafferr hasn't
had enough to eat?”
“I do not,” said the Little Red Doctor emphatically. “She has. Old Sally
hasn't. But her mistress doesn't know that.”
Mr. Boggs raised pious eyes to the ceiling. “Wotche going to do about
it?” he inquired. He was, I take it, reminding Providence of its
responsibility in the matter.
The Little Red Doctor wasn't for leaving it to Providence. “We've got to
find a way to help.”
“Charity? To madam?” twittered Mr. Boggs. “I'd hate to try it on.”
The Little Red Doctor scratched his large red head in perplexity. Then
he called Old Sally in.
“Now, Sally,” said he, “we're all friends of yours here.”
“Yessuh,” said Old Sally gratefully. “And friends of your mistress's.”
Old Sally bristled. “My young mist'ess ain' needin' no _frien's_ 'roun'
yeah. She hol's her haid _high!_”
“Well, admirers, then,” the Little Red Doctor tactfully amended. “The
point is, we want to help. Now, haven't you got some things there you
could sell without missing them? Some of that old furniture must be
valuable.”
“Sell the Tallaffeh homestead fuhni-ture!” cried Old Sally, scandalized.
“Well, perhaps madam has more of that old lace than she needs.”
“The Pinckney lace!” said Old Sally in a tone of flat finality, which
settled that point.
“Possibly, then, the diamonds,” I suggested diffidently.
At this Old Sally's lips, which had been pressed firmly inward, inverted
themselves. She began to blubber. The blubbering became a sobbing. The
sobs waxed to subdued howls. From the midst of the howls one coherent
and astounding statement emerged:--
“I stole'em.”
“Stole the Pemberton diamonds!” cried Mr. Boggs in consternation. His
structure of social splendor was fast disintegrating. “What did you do
with em?”
“Hocked,” wept that sorry and shrunken old negress. “Gossome cheap trash
in deir place to fool my young mist'ess. Her sight ain' good no mo'.”
“And the money went for food,” I suggested.
“Some. Rest I put on a dream figgah.”
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