Our Square and the People in ItAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Our Square and the People in It
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
“Policy,” explained the Little Red Doctor, who is wise in the ways of
the world. “She dreamed a number and put her money on it in a policy
shop. And it didn't come out. They never do.”
“Ef it had,” said Old Sally eagerly, “I'd'a' had money to pay dat
eighteen hund'ed an' fo'ty-five dollahs an' fifty cents debt, an' plenty
mo' besides.” Obviously she had been wearing that hair-shirt debt next
to her soul's skin. “But I must'a' disremembered my dream figgah.”
“Very likely,” agreed the Little Red Doctor gravely. “Come now, Sally;
think. Isn't there anything you could sell out of the house?”
The old face began to work again. “My young mist'ess she'll like to skin
me if I tell,” she whimpered.
“I'll cross your eyes like Schepstein's, if you don't,” threatened the
Little Red Doctor savagely.
A deep breath signified the termination of her struggle between two
fears.
“Tazmun,” she enunciated in a mystical voice.
We looked at each other, puzzled. “What?” queried Mr. Boggs.
“Tazmun. You know, tazmun.”
“What on earth is tazmun?”
“Tazmun,” she repeated determinedly. “Like whut you keep aroun' you
to fotch luck.” Seeing us still at a loss, she sought and evolved an
illustration.
“Rabbit foot's a tazmun.”
“Talisman,” I translated in a burst of inspiration.
“Dass it, tazmun.”
“But you can't sell a talisman,” objected the Little Red Doctor.
“Dis tazmun you can,” eagerly asserted Old Sally. “Wuth a heap o' money.
My young mist'ess keep it locked up in her jool box. Lawzee! How I has
tried to get my han's on'at ol' tazmun lettah.'Cause we sho' need de
money fo' it.”
“A letter?”
“Dass it. Aut'graph tazmun letter. Fum Gen'al Stonewall Jackson, wrote
to ol' Massah Pemberton, befo' de war.”
Mr. Boggs turned to me. “Dominie, you know everything.” (This is one of
the perquisites of professing the classics in Our Square; it has also
its drawbacks in the shape of disappointed expectations.) “Would that
kind of letter be worth real money?”
“It's a fo'tellin' lettah,” put in Old Sally eagerly. “It fo'tells de
wah mo' dan ten yeahs befo' de wah.”
In that case, I thought, it might be valuable historically. Anyway
it would do no harm to get an offer from an expert. But could “young
mist'ess” be induced to let it out of her hands? Young mist'ess's Old
Sally thought it doubtful. Young mist'ess, with her passion for the
things of the Lost Cause, held that document in sacred veneration. Once
a week she took it from its neatly addressed envelope to read it. Her
spirit guide had repeatedly advised her of its preciousness, and had
declared that it would eventually bring fortune and happiness to her, if
she would await the sign. What sign? Old Sally did not know. But she was
certain that a marvelous “tazmun” such as General Stonewall Jackson's
foretelling letter would furnish a sign beyond all misconception.
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