Our Square and the People in ItAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Our Square and the People in It
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
From a beautifully inlaid box she reverently took an old buff envelope,
stamped and postmarked, and put it in the Little Red Doctor's hands.
“This, sirs,” said she, “is my talisman. It was given to me, as his most
prized possession, by my father, to whom it was written.”
“What do you value this at, Madam Tallafferr?” asked the physician.
Her reply came without hesitation. “Eighteen hundred and forty-five
dollars and fifty cents.”
The Little Red Doctor's jaw fell. “Eighteen--did I understand you to say
eighteen _hundred?_”
“And forty-five dollars and fifty cents. That is the minimum. It is
perhaps worth more.”
“Er--yes. Certainly. Very likely,” said the Little Red Doctor jerkily.
“I bid you good day, sirs,” said the Duchess. “You will, of course,
exercise every care of General Jackson's letter.”
We bowed ourselves out. On the sidewalk we looked upon each other in
dismay. “And Old Sally down to the last dollar,” said the Little Red
Doctor, neglecting to mention that he had given her the dollar.
“Let's try the letter on the trade, anyway,” piped Boggs hopefully.
“You can't tell but maybe it might be worth the money. _Is_ there an
autograph trade, dominie?”
In my capacity of omniscience, I chanced, happily for my reputation, to
be informed upon this and to be able to make some definite suggestions.
We went to Mr.
Barker's small and recherché curio shop, with the talisman. Mr. Barker
did not bark. He purred. The substance of his purring was that while the
letter was authentic beyond question and would be of interest to some
Southern historical society, it could claim no special value. As for
the prophetic feature, upon which so much stress had been laid, a mere
opinion that, “Be it sooner or be it later, the moot question of State
rights will demand a final settlement,” could hardly be regarded as an
inspired forecast of the Civil War. However, should we say twenty-five
dollars?
As the business brains of our delegation, Mr. Boggs, intrusted with the
bargaining, would not say twenty-five dollars. Mr. Boggs would not say
anything remotely suggesting twenty-five dollars. Mr. Boggs would say
good day, which he forthwith did in great disgust of spirit. From Mr.
Barker we went to Mr. Pompany. Mr. Pompany neither barked nor purred. He
mumbled. The upshot of his submaxillary communication was a dim “Twenty
dollars, take it or leave it.” We left it, and Mr. Pompany, the latter
with a Parthian arrow sticking in his soul (if he had one) in the form
of Mr. Boggs's firm opinion, delivered in a baleful squeak, that he
might be only an ignoramus, but had rather the appearance and bearing of
a swindler.
“Thieves!” piped Mr. Boggs on the sidewalk. “Thieves and fatheads, the
whole trade. What now?”
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