Our Square and the People in ItAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Our Square and the People in It
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
“Schepstein,” said the Little Red Doctor. “He's a thief too. But he
knows.” Schepstein received us in his grubby, grimy, desolated front
room, which did duty as an office, with a malevolent cross-fire from his
distorted eyes. “Bit of business?” he repeated after Mr. Boggs. “What
business? State your business.”
“For sale,” piped Mr. Boggs, handing him the letter which he had taken
from the envelope.
Hardly a glance did Schepstein give it. “Thomas Jonathan Jackson?
Who'she? And who's this Major Pemberton?”
Mr. Boggs explained, in indignant piccolo tones, who Thomas Jonathan
Jackson was. Not about Major Pemberton, however. No authority had been
given to our deputation to disclose the ownership of the letter; So far
as we were aware at that time, it would have meant nothing to Schepstein
anyway. We had no reason, then, to suppose that he even knew Madam
Tallafferr.
“Humph!” grunted Schepstein. “Stonewall Jackson, eh? Might be worth
something. Lessee the envelope.”
He looked it over carefully, front and back, folded the letter which he
had not even read, and slipped it back in. “Leave it with me overnight,”
he suggested negligently. “I'll think it over and make you a price in
the morning.”
“Think as much as you like,” returned Mr. Boggs, retrieving the
treasure. “We'll keep this. And we'll be back at eleven to-morrow.”
Observe, now, the advantages of living in a small self-centered
community like Our Square, where everybody has an intimate (if not
invariably friendly) interest in everybody else's affairs. Inky Mike
had noted with curiosity our visit to Schepstein. As a press tender,
the inky one naturally aspires to be a reporter, but his ideal reporter,
being derived mainly from journalism as set forth in the movies, is
a species of glorified compromise between Sherlock Holmes and Horace
Greeley in a rich variety of disguises. He had no disguise handy, but he
washed his face and followed Schepstein when that astute bargainer set
forth immediately after our visit. Further, he listened outside the
booth while the object of his sleuthing phoned a telegram. As he
reported it in great excitement to our trio, it was addressed to a
gentleman named Olds, in Cincinnati and read to this esoteric effect:--
“Alexandra local five forty-six perfect. What price? Answer quick.”
“Who's Olds?” asked the Little Red Doctor.
“Olds? Doncher know Olds?” cried Inky Mike. “The oil king? The
multamillionaire?”
“What has this to do with us?” I asked. “It seems to be some oil
quotation. What does Alexandra local' mean?”
“Search me!” offered the amateur sleuth. “But don'choo fool yourself!
It's your business, awright. He snook out after you went, shakin' all
over.”
Mr. Boggs, who from the first had been profoundly impressed by his
Duchess's tradition-inspired estimate of the autograph, nodded a
sagacious head. “Trust old Schep!” he fluted.
“When I've his money in hand; not before,” grunted the Little Red
Doctor.
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