Our Square and the People in ItAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Our Square and the People in It
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
When we called at the dingy and lonely flat on the following morning,
Schepstein's face was a mask of smiling craft.
“It's worth possibly--pos-sib-bly fifteen dollars as a spec,” he said.
“No,” cheeped Mr. Boggs.
“But the autograph market is looking up. I'll take a chanst and give you
twenty-five. Cash,” he added impressively.
“No,” repeated Mr. Boggs.
“What's the matter with you?” demanded Schepstein with rising
truculence. “D' you wan ta sell or don't cha? What's your price?”
“Eighteen hundred and forty-five dollars and fifty cents,” said Mr.
Boggs in a clear, businesslike soprano.
Schepstein did not sneer, nor explode, nor curse, nor do any of the
things which I confidently expected him to do. His convergent vision
seemed to focus on the buff envelope in Mr. Boggs's lumpy hand. He
looked thoughtful, and, it seemed to me, almost respectful. “As she
stands?” he asks.
“As she stands,” assented Mr. Boggs. “Bought,” said Schepstein. And he
wrote out a check to “Bearer.”
At this the Little Red Doctor lost his head and profoundly altered the
situation. “By thunder!” he cried, “Madam Tal-lafferr knew what she was
talking about all the time.”
Schepstein dropped his pen. “Who?” he asked in a rasping voice.
“Madam Tallafferr, across Our Square in Seventeen.”
“Was that her letter?”
“Yes. We are acting as her agents.”
“Ah, hell!” said Schepstein softly. Then an astounding thing happened.
Two small, pinched tears welled out from the ill-matched points of flint
which serve Schepstein for eyes. They were followed by two more.
The little, gnarly, cross-grained Jew drooped over the desk and his
shoulders shook. A voice of falsetto anguish roused him.
“Don't cry on the check! You'll smudge it.”
Schepstein lifted his head and gloomed at Boggs. “Nevamind that; it's
all off,” he gulped. “I got something to tell you people.”
Between queer, shamed breath-catch-ings, he told us about his Metta's
funeral. At the end he read us a telegram from Quentin Olds. When I was
able to assimilate its full meaning, I found myself shaking hands with
Schepstein, while Mr. Boggs danced a jig with the Little Red Doctor.
Then. Schepstein tore up the check for $1845.50 and invited us around to
the Elite Restaurant to luncheon, thereby affording a sensational
titbit of news for Polyglot Elsa's relating for a fortnight after. “Mr.
Schepstein, he paid the whole compte. Was kennst du about that!” Three
days were required to finish the deal. Then through Old Sally the
deputation trio sought and obtained another audience from the Duchess.
Mr. Boggs did the talking in terms worthy of his environment. “We have
successfully terminated the negotiations, Madame Tallafferr,” he began.
[Illustration: We have successfully terminated the negotiation 292]
The Duchess bowed in silent dignity.
“And I have now the honor of turning over to you eighteen hundred and
forty-five dollars and fifty cents, as--”
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