England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Yes, the insolence of the old woman is unbearable, and I must break out
at last. If she goes off in a fit at reading this, I am sure I shan’t
mind. She has two unhappy wenches, against whom her old tongue is
clacking from morning till night; she pounces on them at all hours. It
was but this morning at eight, when poor Molly was brooming the steps,
and the baker paying her by no means unmerited compliments, that my
landlady came whirling out of the ground-floor front, and sent the poor
girl whimpering into the kitchen.
Were it but for her conduct to her maids I was determined publicly to
denounce her. These poor wretches she causes to lead the lives of
demons; and not content with bullying them all day, she sleeps at night
in the same room with them, so that she may have them up before
daybreak, and scold them while they are dressing.
Certain it is, that between her and Miss Clapperclaw, on the first
floor, the poor wenches led a dismal life. My dear Miss Clapperclaw, I
hope you will excuse me for having placed you in the title-page of my
little book, looking out of your accustomed window, and having your
eye-glasses ready to spy the whole street, which you know better than
any inhabitant of it.
It is to you that I owe most of my knowledge of our neighbours; from you
it is that most of the facts and observations contained in these brief
pages are taken. Many a night, over our tea, have we talked amiably
about our neighbours and their little failings; and as I know that you
speak of mine pretty freely, why let me say, my dear Bessy, that if we
have not built up Our Street between us, at least we have pulled it to
pieces.
[Illustration: A STREET COURTSHIP.
_Baker._ How them curl papers do become you, Miss Molly.
_Miss Molly._ Git ’long now, Baker, do.
]
THE BUNGALOW--CAPTAIN AND MRS. BRAGG.
Long, long ago, when Our Street was the country--a stagecoach between us
and London passing four times a-day--I do not care to own that it was a
sight of Flora Cammysole’s face, under the card of her mamma’s “Lodgings
to Let,” which first caused me to become a tenant of Our Street. A fine
good-humoured lass she was then; and I gave her lessons (part out of the
rent) in French and flower-painting. She has made a fine rich marriage
since, although her eyes have often seemed to me to say, “Ah, Mr. T.,
why didn’t you, when there was yet time, and we both of us were free,
propose--you know what?” “Psha! Where was the money, my dear madam?”
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