Wynne gasped with ecstasy as he viewed the straight marble line denuded
of these ancient eyesores. He had decided that this should be the
abiding place for a china bowl containing tulips, a flat silver box and
some books. They should repose there in natural positions as though set
down by a thoughtless hand. He tried the effect, and was disappointed;
it lacked the spirit of negligé he had designed. Then came an
inspiration—of course, it looked wrong because of the mirrors of the
overmantel. These immoral reflectors were at the desperate work of
duplication, and were forcing symmetry and balance despite his
precautions.
This being the case, but one course of action was open—the overmantel
would have to go. It was a massive affair, securely fastened to the wall
with large brass-headed nails, and Wynne was a very small person to
undertake its removal. To his credit it stands that he did not wilt
before the task. He climbed upon a table and shook it to and fro until
the nails worked loose, then, exerting all his strength he heaved
mightily. For awhile it defied his efforts, but just as he was beginning
to despair the plaster gave way and the mighty mass of wood and mirrors
tilted forward. Nothing but the presence of two little legs in front
which supported a pair of flimsy shelves prevented Wynne from being
telescoped in the subsequent collapse. He had just time to spring to the
floor and hand it off as the legs broke and the whole affair slithered
to the hearthrug. The fine swept top broke like a carrot, and two of the
side mirrors cracked from end to end. Wynne lay under the debris
breathing very hard, and wondering if the crash had been loud enough to
reach the ears of the servants below. Fortunately for him the kitchen
was at the other end of the house, and there came no rush of feet from
that direction. He waited a few terribly anxious moments, then crawled
out and surveyed his handiwork.
No great revolution appears at its best in the initial stages, and
certainly this was a case in point. Balance he had destroyed beyond all
dispute, but in its place had arisen chaos. Large patches of plaster
littered the carpet, and the grate was filled with pieces of wood and
wreckage. Where once the overmantel had covered its surface, the
wallpaper, in contradistinction to the faded colours surrounding, showed
bright and new. It seemed as though the spook of the detestable affair
still haunted the spot, and would continue to do so down all the ages.
In that moment of extreme desolation Wynne experienced the sensations
which possess a pioneer when he doubts if he has the strength to cross
the ranges. He had, however, already committed himself too deeply to
hang back, and so, with feverish energy, he began to drag the remains
into a corner of the room. As he did so he overset an occasional table
bearing a potted fern and some china knick-knacks, all of which were
smashed to atoms.
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