“Judgment shall be passed,” said the Chief. “You, Wynne Rendall, have
been given fair and lawful trial, and are found guilty on several
counts. First, you bear a name that is unpleasant to the tooth, and for
this nose-pressure shall be inflicted.” (The presser of noses girt his
loins for battle, and examined a row of shiny knuckles to see that all
was in order.) “Second, your reply when asked of your father’s doings
was too cheeky by a long chalk, and for this two circuits of the
frog-march shall be administered.” (The frog-marcher-extraordinary made
no movement, but he smiled as one who knew full well his own
potentiality.) “Third, and methinks the gravest charge of all, it is
established that thou art a swotter, and for this the ordeal of the
parallel bars must and shall befall you.” Eight boys stepped forward,
but the Chief shook his head. “Three a side will suffice,” he said.
“That much mercy will I grant thee on account of your miserable size.
The punishment for the nightshirt and the combinations will be the shame
of wearing them, but I put it forward that they may help us in deciding
a proper nickname for you. After the punishments have been inflicted you
will step once more into the circle and declare you will not attempt to
use your trousers’ pockets until the beginning of your second term. This
you will swear most solemnly by the Goal-post and the Fives Ball. O men!
has the word gone forth?”
“It has.”
“Do the punishments meet?”
“They meet.”
“Let them go forward.”
Wynne had scarcely time to appreciate the anguish inflicted by the
nose-twister before he found himself ignominiously drummed round the
gymnasium at the knee of the frog-marcher. It was a jarring and painful
means of progression, and almost he welcomed the narrow invitation of
the parallel bars which loomed before him at the close of the second
circuit.
The variety offered, however, was far from consoling, and during the few
moments’ pressure in that inhospitable spot he feared his last hour had
come. He was made to form a buffer in the middle, while three boys on
either side, bracing their legs against the upright supports, pushed
toward the centre with their united strength. He could feel his ribs
caving inward and the breath was forced from his lungs. Respite came not
a moment too soon, and when they drew away he hung over the bar in an
ecstasy of exhaustion and nausea.
It was not until he heard the voice of the Chief announcing that he had
borne the ordeal in honourable silence that he was aware he had forborne
to scream.
“Help him to the circle,” came from a far-off voice, but he shook aside
the proffered assistance and tottered to the circle unaided.
“Your bearing has been creditable,” said the Chief, “and that inclines
us to leniency. Speak by the Goal-post and Fives Ball that the word may
be fulfilled.”
Then said Wynne, with a somewhat hysterical catch in his voice:
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