“She was very pretty—pretty figure—and her hands and feet were small.
Yes, all the temptation was there, and I didn’t yield. Glad I met her.
It’s helped me to know myself. I’m all right.”
As he drew the blanket under his chin Wynne felt unduly
self-satisfied—he forgot, perhaps, that it is easy to resist when there
is no impulse to sin.
X
At the National Gallery on the following morning Wynne fell into
conversation with an old man. The old man wore an Inverness cape and a
wide-brimmed felt hat, he had shaggy eyebrows, a wispy moustache, and
his cheeks were seamed and furrowed with wrinkles. He muttered to
himself and seemed in a fine rage. Sometimes he rattled his umbrella and
scowled at the passers-by, and sometimes he tossed his head and laughed
shortly. Scarcely a soul came nigh him that he did not scrutinize
closely and disapprovingly. Before him was Leonardo’s “Virgin of the
Rocks,” and by his mutterings and rattles he kept the space before the
picture clear of other humanity, as a sheep-dog rings his flock.
As Wynne approached he came under the influence of the old gentleman’s
inflamed stare, which, being in no wise alarmed, he returned with
interest.
“Keep your eyes for the pictures,” rapped out this peculiar individual.
“So I would,” returned Wynne, “if it were not that you disturbed them.”
“Ha! You’re like all the rest. You’d run from your own bridal altar to
see a cab-horse jump the area railings. I know the breed—I know ’em.”
“Concentration is easily dislocated,” said Wynne, choosing his words
carefully, “attention is dependent upon circumstance and atmosphere.”
“Good, enough, O most wise Telemachus,” came the answer, with a mixture
of agreement and cynicism, “the very reason for _my_ invitation. How the
devil shall a man keep his mind on this” (he nodded at the picture)
“while this herd is using the Gallery as a shelter from the rain?”
Wynne laughed. An attack on the people always gave him pleasure.
“That’s a fair statement of the case. The sun’ll be out in a minute,” he
cocked his eye to the sky-light. “Then we shall have the place to
ourselves. Mark my words.”
“They’ve no artistic appreciation,” said Wynne, feeling on safe ground.
“A very bovine race, the English.”
“Tommy rot!” said the old gentleman, unexpectedly; “don’t talk
drivelling nonsense. Best race in the world, the English, but they won’t
let ’emselves go.”
“Well, doesn’t that amount to—”
“No, it don’t. You can’t judge the speed of a racehorse while he is
munching oats in a stable.”
“No, sir; but presumably the people should come here to appreciate. They
can do their munching at home.”
“Rubbish! English folk are too shy to express appreciation. That’s the
trouble with ’em—shyness. National code! They keep away from all
matters likely to excite ’em artistically for fear of being startled
into expressing their true feelings. Englishmen’s idea of bad form,
expression! Damn fine people! Bovine? Not a bit of it!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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