that fatal instrument, great in the atmosphere of ungrateful law,
bending some of nature's noblest beneath its seal of crimes. "It's
from Silenus to Marston; rather old, but just the thing! Ah, you're
a valuable fellow, Anthony." Mr. Graspum manifests his approbation
by certain smiles, grimaces, and shakes of the hand, while word by
word he reads it, as if eagerly relishing its worth. "It's a little
thing for a great purpose; it'll tell a tale in its time;" and he
puts the precious scrip safely in his pocket, and rubbing his hands
together, declares "that deserves a bumper!" They fill up at
Graspum's request, drink with social cheers, followed by a song from
Nimrod, who pitches his tune to the words, "Come, landlord, fill the
flowing bowl."
Nimrod finishes his song: Romescos takes the floor to tell a story
about the old judge what hung the nigger a'cos he didn't want to
spend his patience listening to the testimony, and adjourned the
court to go and take a drink at Sal Stiles's grocery. His
description of the court, its high jurisdiction, the dignity of the
squire what sits as judge, how he drinks the three
jurymen-freeholders-what are going to try a nigger, how they goes
out and takes three drinks when the case gets about half way
through, how the nigger winks and blinks when he sees the jury
drunk, and hears the judge say there's only two things he likes to
hang,--niggers and schoolmasters. But as it's no harm to kill
schoolmasters-speaking in a southern sense-so Romescos thinks the
squire who got the jury inebriated afore he sent the "nigger" to be
hung doesn't mean the least harm when he evinces an abhorrence to
the whole clan of schoolmaster trash. He turns to the old story of
doing everything by system; ends by describing his method of
drinking a whole jury. He has surprised Marston, got him on the hip,
where he can feather him or sciver him, and where things must be
done sly. Public opinion, he whispers, may set folks moving, and
then they'll all be down upon him like hawks after chickens. In his
mind, the feller what pulls first comes off first best-if the law
hounds are not too soon let loose! If they are, there will be a long
drag, a small cage for the flock, and very few birds with feathers
on. Romescos cares for nobody but the judge: he tells us how the
judge and he are right good cronies, and how it's telling a good
many dollars at the end of the year to keep on the best of terms
with him, always taking him to drink when they meet. The judge is a
wonderfully clever fellow, in Romescos' opinion; ranks among
first-class drinkers; can do most anything, from hanging a nigger to
clearing the fellow that killed the schoolmaster, and said he'd
clear a dozen in two two's, if they'd kill off ever so many of the
rubbish. It is well to make his favour a point of interest. The
company are become tired of this sort of cantation; they have heard
enough of high functionaries, know quite enough of judges:--such
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