things are in their line of business. Romescos must needs turn the
conversation. "Well, taking it how I can entertain ye to most
anything, I'll give ye a story on the secrets of how I used to run
off Ingin remnants of the old tribes. 'Taint but a few years ago, ye
know, when ther was a lot of Ingin and white, mixed stuff-some
called it beautiful-down in Beaufort district. It was temptin'
though, I reckon, and made a feller feel just as if he was runnin'
it off to sell, every time it come in his way. Ye see, most on't was
gal property, and that kind, ollers keeps the whole district in a
hubbub; everybody's offended, and there's so much delicacy about the
ladies what come in contact with it. Yes, gentlemen! the ladies-I
means the aristocracy's ladies-hate these copper-coloured Ingins as
they would female devils. It didn't do to offend the delicacy of our
ladies, ye see; so something must be done, but it was all for
charity's sake. Squire Hornblower and me fixes a plan a'tween us: it
was just the plan to do good for the town-we must always be kind, ye
know, and try to do good-and save the dear good ladies a great deal
of unnecessary pain.
"Now, the squire had law larnin', and I had cunnin'; and both put
together made the thing work to a point. The scheme worked so nicely
that we put twelve out of fifteen of 'em right into pocket-money in
less than three years-"
"Hold a second, Romescos; how did you play the game so adroitly,
when they were all members of families living in the town? You're a
remarkable fellow," Graspum interposes, stretching his arms, and
twisting his sturdy figure over the side of his chair.
"That's what I was coming at. Ye see, whenever ye makes white trash
what ain't slaved a nuisance, you makes it mightily unpopular; and
when folks is unpopular the nuisance is easily removed, especially
when ye can get pay for removing it. The law will be as tame as a
mouse-nobody 'll say nothin'? Ingin and white rubbish is just
alike-one's worth as little as t'other. Both's only fit to sell,
sir!-worthless for any other purpose. Ye see, gentlemen, I'm
something of a philosopher, and has strong faith in the doctrine of
our popular governor, who believes it better to sell all poor whites
into slavery. 'Tain't a free country where ye don't have the right
to sell folks what don't provide for number one. I likes to hear our
big folks talk so"-Anthony's face brightens-"'cause it gives a
feller a chance for a free speculation in them lank, lean rascals;
and, too, it would stop their rifle-shooting and corn-stealing-"
"You never try your hand at such hits-do you, Nathe?" Bengal
interrupts, his fore-finger poised on his nose.
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