Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
And there was the case of Colonel Coombs--Coombs of Colorado. He had
heard that the most ferocious wild beast could be frightened and put to
flight if an umbrella should suddenly be opened in its face, and he
determined to test the matter at the earliest opportunity. One day,
while walking in the woods, Coombs perceived a panther crouching,
preparatory to making a spring at him. Coombs held his umbrella firmly
in his hand, and presenting it at the panther, unfurled it. The result
was not wholly satisfactory, for the next moment the animal leaped upon
the umbrella, flattened it out and began to lunch upon Coombs. Not only
did the beast eat that anxious inquirer after truth, but it swallowed
the hooked handle of the umbrella, which was held tightly in Coombs's
grasp, and for two or three weeks it wandered about with its nose buried
among the ribs of the umbrella. It was very handy when there was rain,
but it obstructed the animal's vision, and consequently it walked into
town and was killed.
[Illustration]
In some countries the umbrella is the symbol of dignity and power. One
of the magnates of Siam is proud to begin his list of titles with "Lord
of Thirty-seven Umbrellas." Conceive, if you can, the envy and hatred
with which that bloated aristocrat must be regarded by a man who is lord
of only fifteen umbrellas! Among certain African tribes the grandeur of
the individual increases with the size, and not with the number, of the
umbrellas. Did I ever tell you the story of the African chieftain who
determined to surpass all his rivals in this respect?
[Illustration]
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