Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
He made up his mind to procure the largest umbrella in the world, and he
induced a trader to send his order to London for the article. Its ribs
were forty feet in length, and its handle was like a telegraph pole.
When it was distended, the effect was sublime. The machine resembled a
green gingham circus tent, and it was crowned with a ferule as large as
a barrel. When the umbrella arrived, there was great rejoicing in the
domestic circle of that dusky sovereign, and so impatient was the owner
to test its qualities that he fairly yearned for the arrival of a rainy
day. At last, one morning, he awoke to find that his opportunity had
come. The rain was pouring in torrents. Exultingly he called forth his
vassals, and the work of opening the umbrella began in the presence of
an awestricken multitude. Two entire days were consumed by the effort to
elevate the monster, and at the end of the second day, as the task was
done, the storm ceased, and there was a general clearing up. The
disappointed chieftain waited a day or two in vain for another shower,
and finally, sick at heart, he commanded the umbrella to be closed. The
work occupied precisely forty-eight hours, and just as the catch snapped
upon the handle a thunder-gust came up, and it rained furiously all day.
The frenzied monarch then consulted with his medicine man, and was
assured that there would certainly be rain on the following Wednesday.
The king therefore ordered the gingham giant up again. While the swarthy
myrmidons were struggling with it there were at least sixty or seventy
violent showers, but just as it was fairly open the clouds drifted away,
and the sun came out with terrific force. And it remained out. There was
not a drop of rain or so much as a fragment of cloud in the sky for two
hundred and seventy-three days, and the umbrella remained open during
all the time, while the potentate who owned it went dancing about daily
in an ecstasy of rage. At the end of the period he sought the medicine
man and slew him upon the spot. Then he ordered the umbrella down. The
very next morning after it was closed the rain began, and it has been
raining ever since.
Mrs. Adeler, that unfortunate savage thus became intimately familiar
with one of the most striking of meteorological phenomena.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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