Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
During the recent visit of a party of Indians to the East, one of the
number, Squatting Bear, was observed to behave himself in a very
remarkable and mysterious manner. He separated himself from his
companions on one occasion for several hours, and was then seen
returning dragging a huge Saratoga trunk behind him through the streets
with a string. When he reached his lodgings with the trunk, the other
Indians were puzzled. Some of them believed the trunk to be a model for
a new kind of wigwam with a Mansard roof, while others conceived the
idea that it was a patent bath-tub of some peculiar sort, and that
Squatting Bear, in a moment of mental aberration, had been seized with
an inexplicable and unprecedented desire to wash himself. The souls of
the savages burned with fiery indignation as they contemplated the
possibility of the adoption of this revolutionary, enervating and
demoralizing practice of the pale faces by the noble red man. But when
they questioned Squatting Bear and remonstrated with him, that
incomprehensible brave merely placed his copper-colored finger upon his
burnt-umber nose and winked solemnly with his right eye.
The trunk was carried through to the wigwam of Squatting Bear unopened,
and within the precincts of his home it was hidden finally from view,
and was soon entirely forgotten.
In the tribe the brave who killed the largest number of enemies in any
given year and secured the usual trophies of victory was entitled to
occupy the position as chief. Squatting Bear was known to have ardent
aspirations for the office, and he worked hard to win it. For a while
after his return he was always foremost in every fight; and when the
scalps were counted around the camp-fire, he invariably had secured the
greatest number. Gradually, however, certain of the braves were
impressed with the notion that Squatting's trophies sometimes did not
bear a very correct proportion to the ferocity of the contest or to the
number of the slain. Several times, after a brief skirmish in which ten
or fifteen men were killed, Squatting would come sidling home with as
many scalps as there were dead men; and at the same time the other
warriors would together have nearly as many more.
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