Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
"Die! One day Dr. Brindley felt kinder sorry for Hillegass, an' he
weakened on his resolution. So he called at the house to see how he was
gittin' on. As he went in the yard he seen a stoutish man liftin' a
bar'l of flour in a waggin. When the man got the bar'l in, he seen the
doctor an' come for'ard. The doctor thought he knew the scar on the
man's nose, but he couldn't believe it. Howsomedever, it _was_ old
Hillegass, well an' hearty as a buck, an' able to h'ist the roof off the
barn if he'd a mind to. You understand that I had a very soft thing on
Brindley jes' then; an' he never seemed to take no furder interest in
the catechism business when he met me. An' they don't encourage doctors
much out that way now; no, sir. They trust to luck an' natur', which in
my opinion is the best way, anyhow."
"A great many remarkable things seem to have happened in this place," I
said.
"Yes," responded the judge. "You'd hardly think it of such a quiet town
as this 'pears to be; but somehow there's 'most always somethin' lively
goin' on. There was that fuss 'round at Dr. Hopkins's a couple o' year
ago; did you hear 'bout that?"
"Not that I know of."
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"Well, we'd jes' got a new fire-engine in the town, an' the men that run
her thought they'd play a little joke on the chief of the department by
rushin' 'round to his house an' pretendin' it was afire. By a most
unfort'nit circumstance, the chief moved out of the house that mornin',
and Dr. Hopkins--the preacher, you know--moved in. Them fellers come
a-peltin' 'round with the engine, an' they run up their ladders an'
begun a-playin' on the roof in a manner that skeered the Hopkinses
nearly to death. But the other fire company thought there really was a
fire, an' they come out with their engine an' begun to squirt on the
house. The others tried to explain how it was, but the new-comers
wouldn't believe 'em, an' they kep' a-pourin' water into the winders an'
a carryin' on like mad. So at last they got up a fight, an' they fought
all over the house an' on the stairs an' up an' down the entries, until
Dr. Hopkins was putty near insane; an' when they went home, he counted
up about two hundred dollars damages, which them fellers had to pay.
Yes, it is astonishin' how they used to keep things a-movin' in this
town. An' now I really must be goin'. I'll send back the paper the fust
thing in the mornin', for certain."
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The judge then went home; and just as he passed out of the door Bob
Parker came in with a radiant countenance. He had succeeded in obtaining
the evidence that was needed for his vindication.
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CHAPTER XXI.
SETTLING THE BUSINESS--VINDICATION OF MR. BOB PARKER--A
COMPLETE RECONCILIATION--THE GREAT COOLEY INQUEST--THE UNCERTAINTY
IN REGARD TO THOMAS COOLEY--A PHENOMENAL CORONER--PROFITABLE
INVESTIGATIONS--HOW THE PEOPLE PROSPERED--THE SOLUTION OF THE
MYSTERY.
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