Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
Mr. Parker had good reason for exultation. He had in his possession
testimony which exposed and completely defeated the wretched little
conspiracy organized against him by Smiley.
"It was a very easy thing to settle this business," said Bob. "I
explained the matter to the members of our firm, and they not only gave
me a letter containing very strong expressions of confidence in me and
denouncing Stonebury as a wholly untrustworthy and disreputable person,
but they insisted that I should make Stonebury confess. Accordingly, a
member of the firm accompanied me while I hunted him up. We found that
he had a clerkship in one of the municipal offices, and we called to see
him. He turned absolutely white when he saw me, and looked as if he
would like to beat a retreat. But we went at him, and threatened that
if he did not acknowledge in writing that he had maligned me we would
prosecute him for the theft committed while he was engaged at the store,
and have him ousted from his present position.
"He came down at once, and began to excuse his conduct upon the ground
that Smiley had compelled him to do as he did. Then he made a written
confession that his statements concerning me were lies, and that he was
the real author of the letter which professed to come from Rev. Dr.
Dewey. Here it is--here are both letters; and I propose to enlighten the
Magruder intellect with them this very night."
"Wouldn't it be better to wait until to-morrow? It is rather late now."
"No, sir. I intend to settle the affair finally and for ever before I go
to bed. I have been waiting long enough. Now I am going to enjoy my
victory without further delay. Let's go around there at once."
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So Bob and I started for the Magruder mansion; and when we reached the
street, he strode along at such a rapid gait that I could hardly keep up
with him. As we approached the house I ventured to suggest that the dog
might perhaps be at large, in which event I thought I would rather
remain in the drug store on the other side of the street until he
returned.
"I would go into the house," exclaimed Bob, "if there were a million
bloodhounds tearing around the front yard."
"Well, I believe I wouldn't. I have less enthusiasm than you. I am
growing old and cautious. A much smaller quantity of bloodhound would
restrain what little impetuosity I have. Only one vigorous bloodhound
stationed in that yard and betraying a disposition to exclude me would
dampen my ardor. I should go home at once."
"Magruder's dog won't bite," said Bob. "He knows me well, and we needn't
be a bit afraid of him."
"Very well, I will run the risk; but if any accident occurs, I shall
blame you for it. I would rather you should lose your lady-love than
that I should be deprived of the use of my legs."
"And, of course, I wouldn't. But come along, and never mind the dog."
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