Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
Off there in the distance, emerging from the shadowy mantle of mist
that rests still upon the bosom of the stream to the south, comes
the steamboat from Salem, with its decks loaded down with rosy and
fragrant peaches, and with baskets of tomatoes and apples and potatoes
and berries, ready for the hungry thousands of the Quaker City. The
schooner lying there at the wharf is getting ready to move away, so
that the steamer may come in. You can hear the screech made by the
block as the tackle of the sail is drawn swiftly through it. Now she
swings out into the stream, and there, right athwart her bows, see that
fisherman rowing homeward with his net piled high in tangled meshes in
the bow of his boat. He has a hundred or two silver-scaled shiners at
his feet, I'll warrant you, and he is thinking rather of the price they
will bring than of the fact that his appearance in his rough batteau
gives an especially picturesque air to the beauty of that matchless
scene. I wish I was a painter. I would pay any price if I could fling
upon canvas that background of hazy gray, and place against it the fiery
splendor of the sunlit river, with steamer and ship and weather-beaten
sloop and fishing-boat drifting to and fro upon the golden tide.
There, too, is old Cooley, our next-door neighbor on the east. He is out
early this morning, walking about his garden, pulling up a weed here
and there, prowling among his strawberry vines and investigating the
condition of his early raspberries. That dog which trots behind him,
my dear, is the one that barked all night. I shall have to ask Cooley
to take him in the house after this. We had enough of that kind of
disturbance in the city; we do not want it here.
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"I don't like the Cooleys," remarked Mrs. A.
"Why not?"
"Because they quarrel with each other. Their girl told our girl that
'him and her don't hit it,' and that Mr. Cooley is continually having
angry disputes with his wife. She says that sometimes they even come to
blows. It is dreadful."
"It is indeed dreadful. Somebody ought to speak to Cooley about it. He
needs overhauling. Perhaps he is too ignorant a man to have perceived
the true road to happiness. Of course, Mrs. A., _you_ know the secret of
real happiness in married life?"
She said she had never thought much about it. She was happy, and it
seemed natural to be so. She thought it very strange that there should
ever be any other condition of things between man and wife.
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