Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
I planted the phenomenon on the south side of the house, against the
wall. Two days afterward I called Bob's attention to the circumstance
that the agave had grown nearly three feet since it was placed in the
ground. This seemed somewhat strange after what the man said about
the growth of half an inch in two decades. But we concluded that the
surprising development must be due to the extraordinary fertility of the
soil, and Bob exulted as he thought how he had beaten the man by getting
a century plant so much larger and so much more valuable than he had
supposed. Bob said that the man would be wofully mad if he should call
and see that century plant of his grandfather's getting up out of the
ground so splendidly.
That afternoon we all went down to Cape May, and for two weeks we
remained there. Upon our return, Bob remarked, as we stepped from the
boat, that he wanted to go around the first thing and see how the plant
was coming on. He suggested gloomily that he should be bitterly
disappointed if it had perished from neglect during our absence.
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But it was not dead. We saw it as soon as we came near the house. It had
grown since our departure. It had a trunk as thick as my leg, and the
branches ran completely over three sides of the house; over the window
shutters, which were closed so tightly that we had to chop the century
plant away with a hatchet; over the roof, down the chimneys, which were
so filled with foliage that they wouldn't draw; and over the grapevine
arbor, in such a fashion that we had to cut away vines and all to get
rid of the intruder.
The roots, also, had thrown out shoots over every available square foot
of the yard, so that I had eight or ten thousand century plants in an
exceedingly thriving condition, while a branch had grown through the
open cellar window, and was getting along so finely that we could only
reach the coal-bin by tramping through a kind of an East Indian jungle.
Mr. Parker, after examining the vegetable carefully, observed:
"I'm kind of sorry I bought that century plant, Max. I have half an idea
that the man who sold it to me was a humorist, and that his
Revolutionary grandfather was an octogenarian fraud."
If anybody wants a good, strong, healthy century plant that will stand
any climate, and that is warranted to bloom in 1876, mine can be had for
a very reasonable price. This may be regarded as an unparalleled
opportunity for any young agriculturist who does not want to wait long
for his vegetables to grow.
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CHAPTER IV.
JUDGE PITMAN--HIS EXPERIMENT IN THE BARN--A LESSON IN NATURAL
HISTORY--CATCHING THE EARLY TRAIN--ONE OF THE MISERIES OF LIVING IN
A VILLAGE--BALL'S LUNG EXERCISE--MR. COOLEY'S IMPERTINENCE.
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