Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner — John Shaqi
Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
The cold veal is in there yet. Centuries hence some antiquarian will
perhaps grub about the spot whereon my cottage once stood, and will blow
that cold veal out in a petrified condition, and then present it to a
museum as the fossil remains of some unknown animal. Perhaps, too, he
will excavate the milk-jug and the butter-dish, and go about lecturing
upon them as utensils employed in bygone ages by a race of savages
called "the Adelers." I should like to be alive at the time to hear that
lecture. And I cannot avoid the thought that if our servant had been
completely buried in the cement, and thus carefully preserved until the
coming of that antiquarian, the lecture would be more interesting, and
the girl more useful than she is now. A fossilized domestic servant of
the present era would probably astonish the people of the twenty-eighth
century.
* * * * *
"I see," said Mrs. Adeler, who was looking over the evening paper upon
the day following the accident, "that Mlle. Willson, the opera-singer,
has been robbed of ten thousand dollars' worth of diamonds in St. Louis.
What a dreadful loss!"
"Dreadful, indeed, Mrs. A. These singing women are very unfortunate.
They are constantly being robbed, or rolled over embankments in railway
cars, or subjected to deadly perils in some other form; and the
astonishing thing about it all is that these frightful things invariably
occur precisely at the times when public interest in the victims begins
to flag a little, and the accounts always appear in the papers of a
certain city just before the singers begin an engagement in that place.
It is very remarkable."
"You don't think this story is false, do you, and that all such
statements are untrue?"
"Certainly not. I only refer to the fact because it shows how very
wonderful coincidences often are. I have observed precisely the same
thing in connection with other contributors to popular entertainment.
But in these cases sometimes we may trace the effects directly to the
cause. Take menageries, for example. The peculiar manifestations which
frequently attend the movements of these collections of wild animals
through the land can be attributed only to the wonderful instinct of the
beasts. If I am to judge from the reports that appear occasionally in
the provincial newspapers, it invariably happens that the animals come
to the rescue of the menagerie people when the latter begin their
campaigns and are badly in want of advertisements for which they are
disinclined to pay."
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