Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
"I think," she said, "that he tells the most dreadful falsehoods I ever
listened to. It will be a burning shame if he succeeds in cutting out
Robert with Miss Magruder."
"Mrs. Adeler, he shall not do that. Bob shall have Miss Magruder at all
hazards. If he does not propose to her shortly, I shall go down and
broach the subject to her myself. We must defeat Smiley even if we have
to violate all the rules of propriety to achieve that result."
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CHAPTER XII.
HOW THE PLUMBER FIXED MY BOILER--A VEXATIOUS BUSINESS--HOW
HE DIDN'T COME TO TIME, AND WHAT THE ULTIMATE RESULT WAS--AN
ACCIDENT, AND THE PATHETIC STORY OF YOUNG CHUBB--REMINISCENCES OF
GENERAL CHUBB--THE ECCENTRICITIES OF AN ABSENT-MINDED MAN--THE
RIVALS--PARKER VERSUS SMILEY.
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We have had a great deal of trouble recently with our kitchen boiler,
which is built into the wall over the range. It sprang a leak a few
weeks ago, and the assistance of a plumber had to be invoked for the
purpose of repairing it. I sent for the plumber, and after examining the
boiler, he instructed the servant to let the fire go out that night, so
that he could begin operations early the next morning. His order was
obeyed, but in the morning the plumber failed to appear. We had a cold
and very uncomfortable breakfast, and on my way to the dépôt I overtook
the plumber going in the same direction. He said he was sorry to
disappoint me, but he was called suddenly out of town on imperative
business, and he would have to ask me to wait until the next morning,
when he would be promptly on hand with his men. So we had no fire in the
range upon that day, and the family breakfasted again upon cool viands
without being cheered with a view of the plumber. Upon calling at the
plumber's shop to ascertain why he had not fulfilled his promise, I was
informed by the clerk that he had returned, but that he was compelled to
go over to Wilmington. The man seemed so thoroughly in earnest in his
assertion that the plumber positively would attend to my boiler upon the
following morning that we permitted the range to remain untouched, and
for the third time we broke our fast with a frigid repast. But the
plumber and his assistants did not come.
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