Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
Mr. Nippers thereupon said that he always liked me, and he swore a
solemn oath that he would complete the job next day without fail. That
was on Tuesday. Neither Nippers nor his men came again until Saturday,
and then they put the boiler in its place and went away, leaving four or
five cart loads of ruins in the yard. On Sunday the boiler began to leak
as badly as ever, and I feel sure Nippers must have set the old one in
again, although when he called early Monday morning with a bill for
$237-84/100, which he wanted at once because he had a note to meet, he
declared upon his honor that the boiler was a new one, and that it
would not leak under a pressure of one thousand pounds to the square
inch.
I am going to buy a cooking stove, and defy Nippers and
the entire plumbing fraternity.
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Cooley's boy has been in trouble again. Yesterday morning Mrs. Adeler
heard loud screaming in Cooley's yard, and in a few moments a servant
came to say that Mrs. Cooley wished to see Mrs. Adeler at once. Mrs. A.
hurried over there, supposing that something terrible had happened. She
found Mrs. Cooley shaking her boy and crying, while the lad stood, the
picture of misery and fright, his eyes protruding from his head and his
hands holding his stomach. Mrs. Cooley explained in a voice broken with
sobs that Henry had been playing with a small "mouth organ," and had
accidentally swallowed it. The case was somewhat peculiar; and as Mrs.
Adeler was not familiar with the professional methods which are adopted
in such emergencies, she recommended simply a liberal use of mustard and
warm water. The application was ultimately successful, and the missing
musical instrument was surrendered by the boy. The incident is neither
interesting nor remarkable, and I certainly should not have mentioned it
but for the fact that it had a result which is perhaps worth chronicling
here.
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Last evening Bob came into the sitting-room and behaved in a manner
which led me to believe that he had something on his mind. I asked him
if anything was the matter. He said,
"Well, no; not exactly. The fact is I've been thinking about that
accident to Cooley's boy, and it kind of suggested something to me."
"What was the nature of the suggestion?"
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"I've jotted it down on paper. I've half a notion to send it to the
_Argus_ if you think it's good enough, and that's what I want to find
out. I want to hear your opinion of the story. I don't do much of this
sort of thing, and I'm kind of shy about it. Shall I read it?"
"Of course; let us hear it."
"I'm going to call it 'The Fate of Young Chubb.' I expect it'll make old
Cooley mad as fury when he sees it. It is founded upon the catastrophe
of which his boy was the victim."
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THE FATE OF YOUNG CHUBB.
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