Over Bemerton's : $b An easy-going chronicleLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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Over Bemerton's : $b An easy-going chronicle
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- Fiction
Another sage was Sun Fang, of the twelfth century A.D., an Imperial
physician, who called himself the Hermit of the Four Stops. He
explained this to mean that when he had taken his fill of plain food,
he stopped; when he had put on enough plain clothes to keep himself
warm, he stopped; when he had realised a fair proportion of his
wishes, he stopped; and finally, after growing old, free from
covetousness or envy, he would also be prepared to stop.
With him may be coupled Ping Chi, who died B.C. 55, at the time that
our tight little island was being invaded by the Romans. "In 63 he
was ennobled as Marquis, and in 59 became Minister of State. The
following story is told of his acumen. One spring day he came upon a
crowd of brawlers, among whom were several killed and wounded; but he
took no notice of them and passed on. Soon afterwards he saw an ox
panting violently, and at once showed the greatest concern. 'For,'
as he explained, 'the brawlers can be left to those whose business it
is to deal with such matters; whereas an ox panting in spring means
that heat has come before its time, and that the seasons are out of
joint, thus opening a question of the deepest national interest.'"
Among the philosophers I like Yin Hao, who, when he failed to grapple
with the rebellion of Yao Hsiang, was impeached for incompetence and
cashiered. "He took his punishment without complaint, except that he
spent his days in writing with his finger in the air the four words
'Oh! oh! strange business!'" Sang Wei-han had philosophy of another
kind: "He was short of stature, with a long beard; but used to stand
before a mirror and say, 'One foot of face is worth seven of body.'
At the same time, he was so hideously ugly that the very sight of him
made people sweat, even in mid-winter."
Chinese thoroughness is also worth some attention in the West. Look
at Chi Cháng. Chi Cháng was an archer who arrived at proficiency by
painful measures. "He began by lying for three years under his
wife's loom, in order to learn not to blush. He then hung up a
louse, and gazed at it for three years, until at length it appeared
to him as big as a cart-wheel. After this, he is said to have been
able to pierce through the heart with an arrow." Another
conscientious model was Liu Hsün, who died A.D. 521, and "who read
all night, having a lighted twist of hemp arranged in such a way as
to burn his hair if he began to nod from drowsiness."
Chang I, who died B.C. 310, a political adventurer, and eventually
Prime Minister, had a certain dry humour. "It is recorded that in
his early life, after a banquet at the house of a Minister of Ch'u,
at which he had been present, he was wrongly accused of stealing some
valuable gem, and was very severely beaten. On his return home, he
said to his wife, 'Look and see if they have left me my tongue.' And
when his wife declared that it was safe and sound, he cried out, 'If
I still have my tongue, that is all I want.'"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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