Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
He spoke as if this were a fact, but there was a faint inquiry in
his eyes if not in his tone. I was sorry not to be able to inform
him differently, and, to change the subject, I started to ask him a
question. "Martha Ann--" I began, and then paused irresolute.
"She's daid too," he said simply.
"How many children have you?" I asked.
"I 'ain' got but beah one now, suh, ef I got dat one," he replied;
"dat's P'laski."
"How many have you had?"
"Well, suh, dat's a partic'lar thing to tell," he said, with a whimsical
look on his face. "De Scripturs says you is to multiply an' replanish de
uth; but I s'pecks I's had some several mo'n my relowance; dar's Jeems,
an' Peter, an' Jeremiah, an' Hezekiah, an' Zekyel, Ananias an' Malachi,
Matthew an' Saint Luke, besides de gals. Dee's all gone; an' now I 'ain'
got but jes dat P'laski. He's de wuthlisses one o' de whole gang. He
tecks after his mammy."
The reference to Pulaski appeared to occasion some amusement among his
friends, and I innocently inquired if he was Martha Ann's son.
"Nor, _suh, dat_ he warn'!" was the vehement and indignant answer. "Ef
he had 'a' been, he nuver would 'a' got me into all dat trouble. Dat wuz
de mortification o' my life, suh. He got all dat meanness fom his mammy.
Dat ooman dyah is his mammy." He indicated the plump Lucindy with his
long stick, which he poked at her contemptuously. "Dat's what I git for
mar'yin' one o' dese heah up-kentry niggers!" The "up-kentry" spouse
was apparently quite accustomed to this characterization, for she simply
looked away, rather in embarrassment at my gaze being directed to her
than under any stronger emotion. Her liege continued: "Lucindy warn'
quality like me an' Marth' Ann, an' her son tooken after her. What's in
de myah will come out in de colt; an' he is de meanes' chile I uver had.
I name de urrs fom de Scriptur', but he come o' a diff'-ent stock, an'
I name him arter Mr. P'laski Greener, whar Lucindy use' to b'longst
to, an' I reckon maybe dat's de reason he so natchally evil. I had mo'
trouble by recount o' dat boy 'n I hed when I los' Marth' Ann."
The old fellow threw back his head and gave a loud "Whew!" actually
removing his large spectacles in his desperation at Pulaski's
wickedness. Again there was a suppressed chuckle from his friends; so,
seeing that some mystery attached to the matter, I put a question which
started him.
"Well, I'll tell you, suh," he began. "Hit all growed out of a tunament,
suh. You an' I knows all discerning tunaments, 'cuz we come f'om de ole
county o' Hanover, whar de _raise_ tunaments"--(he referred to them as
if they had been a species of vegetables)--"but we 'ain' nuver hearn de
modification of a _nigger_ ridin' in a tunament?"
I admitted this, and, after first laying his hat carefully on the
ground, he proceeded:
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