By this time half the pigs were safely installed in the wagon, but
this, instead of lightening their labour, considerably increased it,
for the remaining half had more room to escape their pursuers. Finally
a farm youth was called in to help, and the work progressed until only
a dozen remained. A brief halt was again called, and then they all
returned to the fray feeling refreshed. Unfortunately the pigs were
refreshed also, and had apparently taken advantage of the halt to
concoct some plan of concerted action. They slipped and scuttled
between legs with a lightning speed that suggested a reinforcement of
the devils of old time, until the moment came for the grand coup. This
consisted in a dash at Paddy’s legs, which took her entirely by
surprise and tripped her up, she emitting a shriek that made everyone
pause a second to see if she was getting killed. In that same second,
while the moment of unguarded surprise still held their captors,
another concerted rush was made for the mountainous apparition in the
doorway. The breach was carried gloriously. Dan’el came down like an
avalanche, and in the pandemonium that followed it was discovered she
had entrapped one small pig under her person, and its shrill screams
were mingled stridently with the helpless laughter of the outwitted
captors. Paddy lay on the floor, buried her face, and gave it up. Tears
poured down her cheeks, and for very exhaustion she could not look on
while the two men, nearly as helpless as she, tried to hoist poor
Dan’el on to her feet and release the screaming little pig. They got
her to a sitting posture, and then they had to take a rest while Jack
leant up against the wall of the barn, hid his face on his arm, and
shook with convulsive laughter. The pigs meanwhile, in a distant corner
of the yard, held another council of war, squeaked and grunted their
glee and awaited developments. When Jack was moderately calm again, and
Paddy recovering, Dan’el was finally hoisted to her feet and prevailed
upon to do a little more entry blocking while the pigs were chased
round the yard, and after a terrific hunt they were all safely
collected in the wagon, ready to start for market at daybreak.
So far all was well, but the next day Paddy’s praiseworthy intentions
of getting her farmer friend good prices did not have quite the result
she had anticipated. Again and again the clear young voice rang out
with a higher bid, to be outdone satisfactorily by some pig-desiring
Pat; but occasionally there was no higher bid, and then the pig was
surreptitiously replaced among the rest, to be re-offered presently.
How long, in consequence, the sale of pigs might have proceeded, it is
impossible to say. Jack, who was having a little fun on his own,
sometimes mingled with the buyers, and disguising his voice, made
careful bids after solemnly advising Paddy to go one higher, till a
system of buying in and re-offering was in progress that seemed likely
to last until doomsday.
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