“Now I wonder what I came across for, Pat!” was a usual remark to the
old boatman, when on the point of rowing himself back again.
“Faith! Ye’ve a head like a sieve, Mr Jack,” Pat would reply. “Was it
they sausages agen? or maybe something at the grocers? or some shoe
laces for ’is riverence?”
“I don’t know, I’m sure, Pat, but I’ll just have to go and ask what
I’ve forgotten. Begorra! if I’d no head at all to put these things
into, they couldn’t slip out again, could they! and then I shouldn’t
vex Aunt Jane’s soul with my forgetfulness. If it was sausages, Pat,
I’ll fire my gun three times off the landing-stage, and you must just
go up to the butcher yourself and bring them across;” with which he
would whistle a merry tune and row leisurely back across the Loch. But
long before he reached the other side, he would again have forgotten,
and instead of going at once to the Parsonage, he would stroll into the
garden of The Ghan House, which adjoined, to see if Paddy were
available for the afternoon, or if by chance Eileen wandered dreamily
under the trees gazing at the mountains.
One of the great problems of Jack’s existence at that time, indeed, the
only one that he ever took seriously, was whether he liked Paddy or
Eileen the best. Ever since he was two years old, the Adairs had lived
in The Ghan House, next door to the Parsonage, and he always declared
he had distinct recollections of a long white bolster-like apparition
in a nurse’s arms, from the first day it appeared in the garden. He
could just get about sufficiently well alone, then, to be always in
mischief, and at his first opportunity, when the two nurses were deeply
engaged in conversation, he got hold of the long clothes and tugged
with all his might and main, to pull the baby on to the ground, a feat
which he very nearly achieved. That was Eileen, and just as she had
looked at him with big, calm, thoughtful eyes, then, not in the least
disturbed by his vigorous attempts to unseat her, so she looked at him
now in the first bloom of her beauty, quelling his over-exuberance of
spirit, calming his boyish audacity, and making him sometimes feel as
if he wanted to lie down and let her walk over him. But then on the
other hand Paddy was such good fun! When the second bolster-like
apparition appeared, he was four, and being somewhat weary of the
solemn two-year-old Eileen he took rapidly to the ugly little
brown-faced baby, whose eyes already began to dance with a suggestion
of the mischievous tendency which only developed steadily year by year
and claimed them kindred spirits from their earliest infancy. What the
nurses at The Ghan House and the Parsonage suffered over those two imps
of wickedness would fill a whole book; and why they were not drowned
over and over again, or killed falling from trees, or run over on the
railway that skirted the grounds, or suffocated in mountain bogs,
remains forever one of the mysteries of their existence. And things
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