American fiction -- 20th century; Manhattan (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction; Women artists -- Fiction
"De Holy Yowlers is here!" he boomed in a formidable basso. "Welcome
de Holy Yowlers. Services at de rotunda in ten minutes. Entrance
free. Come one, come all. Welcome all. Hear de Holy Yowlers." A young
woman walking behind this giant and carrying a banner shrieked: "Holy
Yowlers. Save your dirty souls. Dance into paradise. Holy Yowlers."
Her pretty eyes were bloodshot. She staggered under the grievous
burden. Her face was bloated with enthusiasm as she cursed the evil
of rum-drinking. The Holy Yowlers was a prohibition organization,
evidently, as the woman's words and behaviour indicated. Ulick
examined her with curiosity. Here's the beginning of my new religion,
he cogitated. Lots of noise, a few incomprehensible phrases, plenty
of rum--and it's enough to start anything from a political party to
the second advent of some sheep-god. I forgot to add fornication. The
twin pillars of all religions have been, still are and ever shall
be, superstition and fornication; faith in the imbecile doctrines
and fornication--else the membership would dwindle. His reverie was
interrupted by a voice that whispered: "It's Roarin' Nell, sartain.
She's on one of her regular sprees. Nuthin' stops her. Just look at
that big nigger, how he handles her. He ought to get his derned ugly
head punched. Nell used to be pretty. Too much rum and religion got the
best of her." It was a farm-hand who spoke. Ulick asked him questions.
Nell joined them. She planted her banner--blazoned with the device of
a cross and crescent on a red ground--the initials H. Y.--before him,
and casually remarked:
"It's as hot as the hinges of hell. Buy a drink for me mister."
"Surely," he answered. "I'm going to the Inn. Come along." She held
back. "They wunt be selling me any drink. I'm forbidden." "How
forbidden?" "Well, see here. It's this way. When I drink I don't know
when to stop--" "Yes stick to cider--" She burst into hysterical
laughter. "Cider? That's the worst ever. It's a temperance drink,
too. Them teetotallers just dote on cider." The procession had been
halted. The coloured person had temporarily lost his zeal. Burning
sunrays concentrated on his woolly skull. He vaguely passed thick
fingers across his blubber lips. His eyes were soft and appealing as
he gazed at Ulick. Roarin' Nell made significant motions. She threw
back her head, whose shapeliness was concealed by a sunbonnet and
placed a finger on her mouth. The thirst was in her and had insidiously
attacked the citadel of the invading host. Brother Rainbow couldn't
get any further. "Go back to de rotunda!" he bellowed to the faithful
disciples, and as he once more struck the metallic gong he added: "In
ten minutes, beloved brethren, de Holy Yowlers will attack de rum-devil
and put him to flight." "Come along," impatiently cried Ulick, "I'm
dying with thirst." "Go behind the barn, we can get what we want,"
cautioned Nell.
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