Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London LifeKirwan, Daniel Joseph
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Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London Life
Kirwan, Daniel Joseph
London (England) -- Description and travel; London (England) -- Social life and customs
There was a large crowd around a man who stood before a circular
table, the top of which revolved on a pivot. The surface was painted
and divided into four triangles by colored lines. In each angle was
painted the name of some famous horse, such as "Formosa," "Pretender,"
"Blue Gown," and "Lady Elizabeth." An indicator, like the hand of an
eight-day clock, swung on a pivot in the centre of the circle.
A spectator being invited to place sixpence on the name of some
favorite horse, the proprietor of the show gave the circular board
a spin, and if the indicator stopped opposite the name of the horse
where he had placed his money, he gained a shilling. The fellow who had
this machine in operation was a hard-looking case, in a greasy cutaway
velvet coat. His oratory was to the point and business-like.
"Down vith yer sixpence; and make yer bets, gentlemen. My hindicator is
sure as the clock of St. Paul's and twice as waluable ha hacquisition.
I don't care vether it is Formosy or Purtendir that yer bets yer bob
hon. Yer take Hoxford or ye take 'Avard--
Hi gives 'er a spin
Han lets yer vin;
vich is poetry, and if ye dosn't vin, I gits the tin; vich is po-e-try
agin, and is halso a favrite hexpression of the Chanselur of the
Hexcheckever ven he piles hon the blessed taxis has 'as made me sell
hall my property to havoid a bust hup. Try yer luck agin; thank ye sir.
Formosy, sir, sure to vin or lose."
Close by this amusing blackguard is the stand of the root-beer,
ginger-beer, and bitter-beer seller, who is crying out from behind his
little cart:
[Sidenote: BOOTHS AND SHOWS.]
"Valk hup and try this ere de-lee-shus bewerage, honly tuppence a
bottle. If ye don't like it I gives ye yer money back, and no 'arm
done. The Prinse of Vales alvays buys 'is beer hof me ven 'e isnt
travelin, for the good of 'is 'ealth. Valk hup and don't be ashamed;
the no-bil-e-tee and gen-te-ree hall patronizes me. Ginger-beer,
ginger-beer, and may the best man win, as my vife says, ven she sees
two pickpockets a fightin' for a shillin'."
"Trick-hat-the-loop, ring the nail, and ye gets three h'apens. Ring the
nail and ye gets three h'apens. And 'ow much does ye hinvest. Vy honly
ha'apenny. A man von two hundred pun hof me last veek, and there 'e
his just now agoin to bet hit all on the Hoxford crew, and ef ye don't
believe me just hax 'im 'isself," said a seedy looking wretch, with a
handful of small iron rings in his hand, directing his index finger
to some indistinct personage in the crowd, whom no one present could
recognize.
The number of apple, pear, goosberry, plum, pie, and ice-cream stands
that line the path are almost incalculable to think of. Pies square,
round, and triangular of shape, in all the varied stages of decay, are
for sale at a penny a piece. Tarts, cheese cakes, mutton pot-pies,
ham pies, suet puddings, whelks, a sort of odorous shell-fish, at
half-penny apiece, green gages, and "sandviches" are shouted on every
side of us.
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