Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London Life — John Shaqi
Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London LifeKirwan, Daniel Joseph
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Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London Life
Kirwan, Daniel Joseph
London (England) -- Description and travel; London (England) -- Social life and customs
We passed into the court, which seemed to yawn wider as one progressed,
between three-storied, tumble-down, dirty brick buildings, and finally
we found ourselves in a yard about a hundred feet square, from the
opposite side of whose buildings clothes lines depended covered with
canvass jackets, ragged highlows, aprons, and two or three sou'westers,
beside a lot of female articles of under-linen. There were barrows,
hand carts, small jackass carts and baskets, with a few empty barrels
piled up in a confused mass in the corner of the yard. Cabbage leaves,
bones of fish and animals, potato skins--the remains of carniverous
appetites--were strewed all round.
The detective had by this time lit a lantern which he had concealed
in his breast, and thus I was enabled to look around me. He said,
"This is a rum spot; but never mind, it's safe enough. Now dy'e see
that cellar--that's where we are a goin' to spend an hour or two. Come
along."
He pointed in the direction of the cellar, or rather an opening in the
ground, at the further corner of the yard, from whose bowels issued
slanting streaks of light, shouts of laughter, and yells indicative of
mad revelry. Groping our way carefully over the heaps of rubbish, and
around the vehicles and barrels, we arrived at the cellar, which had
for an opening an aperture about six feet wide by five feet in length.
The broken wooden stairs leading to the bottom had some fifteen steps.
We descended and found the door at the lowest step barring the
entrance. It was fastened, and had a dirty, impenetrable pane of glass
as a watchhole for the use of those inside, so that nothing could be
seen from the outside of the door. We gave the door a kick, and then
the shouting and laughing seemed to stop very suddenly, and there was a
hustling and running about inside which betokened preparation.
A face appeared at the pane of glass, and, after a scrutiny of a minute
or two, the door went back on its hinges with a grating sound. A big
bullet-head protruded itself, and a voice said:
"Who is that ere? Wot does you want, and who the d----l send you at this
time o' night a disturbin' of honest people in their comfortable beds?"
"Bill, it's 'Faking Johnny' as wants to hold a few moments conversation
with you. The queen has just sent me with a patent of nobility for
you, from Buckingham Palace. You are to be made a barronnight right
hoff when you reforms," said the detective, in a jocular way, as he
descended into the cellar and faced the proprietor of the den, who held
a half-penny candle above his head to get a look at us both.
The master of the mansion finally recognized my companion, but did not
seem at all well pleased with his visit.
"Well," he said, in a very gruff voice, "is hit bizness or pleasure?
Vich? Kase, hif hits bizness you must 'elp yourself."
[Sidenote: "PURTY BILL."]
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