Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London LifeKirwan, Daniel Joseph
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Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London Life
Kirwan, Daniel Joseph
London (England) -- Description and travel; London (England) -- Social life and customs
"'Yes, but I don't know how,' I said, 'and I don't like snakes at all,
they are so precious slimy.' You see sir, even then I didn' know what
it was to get used to a thing. Well, I commenced to swallow knives at
first, and I had to oil them--that's the trick you see--with sweet oil
as good as I could find at eighteen pence a pint, and I had to rub
this on with a piece of shammy cloth. This oil lets the knife down
easily, and when I wos well drilled there wos no danger at all--only
I had to be sober. My swallow was hawful bad with the hirritation for
two months, but I got over that; for when I felt my throat sore I took
sugar and lemon juice, and gorgled my throat and that took the soreness
away."
"Tell us about the snakes, Peter," said Purty Bill. "That's a good
story, sir," to the author.
[Illustration: SNAKE SWALLOWING STORY.]
"Ah! that was the most unlikely thing I hever took to. It went aginst
my stomach hawful to swaller the snakes at first, and I don't believe
I'd ever have done it if it hadn't been for Judy, who said to me, when
I kicked agin it,--
"'Wot difference does it make, Peter, whether you swallow red hot coals
or snakes? The snakes has their stings all taken out, and its nothing
more than swallowin' a sausage or pork saveloy.'"
"Well, I went at it with a very bad 'art, and my old woman used to play
'Boney's March Across the Halps,' and the 'Death of Nelson,' whenever I
swallowed a snake. You see I generally took a snake about fourteen or
fifteen inches, or maybe a foot and a half long. The sting is out, you
know, and I takes the head and puts the snake in, and if he doesn't go
down why I pinches his tail, and then he rolls down the throat. It made
me sea-sick at first, and the people in Sussex thought I was the devil
out and out, and a good many hexamined my feet, which were in tights,
to see if I had cloven feet. A goodish lot of people thinks that the
snake goes entirely down the throat, but it stands to reason that the
snake is more frightened than the man, and he does not go down, and hif
he did he would be glad to come up, I can tell you."
"Don't you put somethink in your throat," said a boy of fourteen, who
was known among the confraternity as 'Teddy the Kinchin;' "I mean, to
make the snake sick if he'd go too far."
[Sidenote: SLAP-UP-PETER'S SONG.]
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