Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“Oh, this is intolerable,” cried Kitty, “this is past bearing! Bid the
messenger wait. Good heavens, do I not hear him riding away?--Call him
back, my Lord, call him back! On no account must my Lady Mandeville be
permitted to visit me to-morrow.”
My Lord stood rooted to the spot, and the veins on his forehead
swelled. Kitty rushed to the window and hailed vigorously; the rhythmic
footfalls of a horse receding at slow pace along the cobble stones was,
on a sudden, altered to the clatter of a returning trot.
“Damnation!” cried my Lord. “This passes all!”
Mistress Lafone had stopped the wringing of hands and the production of
tears, and was all malicious interest.
Kilcroney had entered into a towering passion. He protested that it was
the most monstrous low thing, that he forbade my Lady to behave so base
to her friend.
“Tare an’ ’ounds!” cried he, “if it wasn’t ashamed you were, and that,
not a minute ago, to be enjoying the finest hospitality in the world,
the kindest, the most open-hearted, ’tis not ashamed you should be to
return a thrifle of it! Shame!” ejaculated Denis. “Shame! ’tis on the
other leg. Gad, ’tis the shameful bit of meanness you’d be practising
and ’tis ashamed I am of you meself (that I should live to say it).
Your best friend! And all for what? For what if ye please? For the
favour of them that never as much as acknowledged your existence. ’Pon
me soul, rather than wound the feelings of that angel upon earth, that
fair, fond, gentle, noble creature----” My Lord’s voice cracked. “I’d
see the whole of Windsor, and Kew to boot, tumble into the Liffey.”
Kitty, white under her delicate smears of rouge, sat down at her
writing-table with the most sublime air of offended virtue, but the
hand that dipped the pen into the ink shook, and there were tears in
the voice which presently declared that if ever there was woman here
maligned by her own husband, it was my Lady Kilcroney: she who had not
liked to disturb her Lord, but who had nevertheless noticed a red spot
behind their darling little Denis’s ear that very morning; which spot,
as every one who was a mother knew, might very well betoken no less
a malady than the measles, which malady, being highly infectious to
young children, she, as a mother, now felt it her duty to put off her
cherished Lady Mandeville and the adored little Impington to a more
auspicious day.
“Spot!” interrupted my Lord, with a roar between derision and wrath, and
“Spot?” cooed Mistress Lafone, now letting herself go openly to
insolence. “My dearest Lady Kilcroney, you are too droll!”
There was contempt written on the countenances of the pair so odiously
conjoined against Kitty; neither of them being subtle enough to see
that my Lady was content with any excuse, so long as it flung a veil of
elegance over her set purpose.
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