Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
Nevertheless, one of these was now to suit Mistress Molly’s purpose
very well. Most unaccountably, she, who was generally surrounded by the
male sex, found herself neglected to-night by the gentlemen of Kitty’s
coterie. Perhaps her mermaid charms seemed more dangerous than alluring
after the trap into which my Lord Kilcroney had fallen. Anyway, she
was glad to hang upon the arm of a blushing youth in blue, and the
celebrated band striking up “God save the Prince of Wales” with a great
stroke of bows, planted herself with her cavalier near the entrance to
watch, her heart beating high with ecstasy and fear--for the appearance
of brother-in-law Tom as the Prince of Wales.
A stout gentleman, in the very pink of the fashion, with all his double
chins majestically sunk in swathes of fine cambric, with ruffles, blue
ribbon and a star, with calves that must have made Kitty’s footmen
green with envy, and shoulders that would have been remarkable in a
guardsman, advanced, stepping with the inimitable carriage of the great.
Again an hysterical burst of laughter rose in Molly’s throat. The next
moment she pinched the arm of the young naval gentleman so fiercely
that he turned in alarm.
“What is the matter?”
“I am swooning!” said Molly with a gasp, and swoon she did, and no
mistake about it!
However cunningly Mr. Stafford might make himself up, however paint and
pad and be-wig himself, strut and look majestic, he could not have
given to his handsome brown eyes the dull protruding stare, nor to his
features that thickness which a plethoric habit was inducing in the
heir to the throne; and Mr. Stafford would not have been escorted by
the gentlemen of the Prince’s own suite; and, most certain of all, he
would not have had my Lord Kilcroney by his side.
The dreadful discovery flashed upon the unfortunate Molly with the
still more appalling realisation that the next few minutes must
inevitably see the bogus Prince present himself on the heels of the
genuine one; and that all would be discovered, to the everlasting
undoing of those concerned.
“Oh, if I have but the time to warn him!” she thought; when Nemesis
overtook her in the shape of that real swoon.
* * * * *
“You go on slapping her hands, auntie, while I burn another feather.
Dear, to be sure, don’t she look bad! Downright silly, I call it, for
ladies to be lacing themselves so tight, and she as thin as a fish
to begin with! I declare, when I cut those green laces, they regular
popped.”
As through layers of swirling mist which both blinded and deafened her,
Mrs. Lafone vaguely caught these words. Another voice penetrated more
sharply to her growing consciousness.
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