Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“And if you was to pull yourself in a bit, Pamela, you’d look a deal
more genteel. A well-looking girl like you, with all your advantages
and gowned, I will say that for you, with uncommon taste, to go about
with such a milkmaid figure! I’d drink a tablespoonful of white vinegar
night and morning, if I was you. Drat! How green she do keep! Slap a
bit harder, child. I’m all of a dither to get into that little balcony
that overlooks the supper-room, and see my Lady and His Highness and
all.”
“A balcony, is there?” Pamela’s pleasant accents questioned.
“Yes, my dear, and you can come along with me, once we get the life
back into Madam. A minstrels’ gallery they call it, overlooking the
hall. Oh, I had a peep just now when I ran for the hartshorn. ’Tis the
elegantest spectacle you ever saw; to look down on the supper table was
like fairyland. Ain’t she sighed? She was always an aggravating piece,”
said the elder Miss Pounce with some asperity.
Molly lay with closed eyes and fully recovered wits. She was debating
whether to prolong the fit and let herself be carried back seemingly
unconscious to her lodgings, would not be the best way out of an
unpleasant dilemma. It would annoy these two impertinent females: that
was an added advantage.
“Was they already at table when you looked in on them, auntie?” asked
Madame Mirabel’s partner, between two brisk smacks of Mrs. Lafone’s
palm.
“They was, my dear. Well, since there don’t seem to be a mite of use
trying to get her to swallow anything, I’ll have that drop of ratafia
myself. It sort of turns me to see people that colour--they was all
a-sitting round the supper table, His Highness beside my Lady, and
my Lord with Lady Flo, and just the rest of my Lady’s intimates. The
supper table looking beautiful with the best gold plate. And them
red, red roses my Lady paid such a sum for. And the Prince’s top-knot
shining lovely, and your wreath--’twas the naturallest thing; you could
have sworn the dew had just fallen on it! But my Lady Anne’s blue
turban’s a trifle heavy for my taste, Pam. She was a-sitting rather
glum, I thought, but perhaps that was because she didn’t have her
gentleman.”
“Her gentleman?”
“My Lady was counting on Mr. Stafford----”
There was a double cry.
“Mr. Stafford!” screamed Pamela and Mrs. Lafone together. Pamela
dropped the hand she was slapping with such good will, and Mrs. Lafone
sat bolt upright.
“Did you say my Lady was expecting Mr. Stafford?” asked Pamela. She
was in such amazement she could not give a thought to the patient’s
miraculous recovery.
“Well, and upon my word, and why should not my Lady invite Mr.
Stafford? What’s took you? And as for you, ma’am, if ever I see a lady
come out of a swound as you have sudden-like this minute----”
But the invalid interrupted, rising to her feet, clasping her
dishevelled head with both hands, and staring from one to the other, as
if she or they were mad.
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