Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
Kitty had determined to walk to the pump room. ’Twas scarce a hundred
yards away, and “squeeze those crisp flounces into a chair before they
had served their purpose--never!” She had taken but a few steps along
the street when who should cross her but Mrs. Lafone. Molly, all in the
modesty of lilac dimity, with pensiveness, something even approaching
penitence, on her pert face. Kitty was in a fair humour, and as her
little enemy flung her a deprecating glance of green eyes, actually
paused and smiled.
“Whither away, Lafone?”
“Alas, my Lady Kilcroney, stepping into the pump room anon to drink my
glass of the waters, I heard as how Her Majesty was expected, and how
you and the other ladies of note are to receive her on this, her first
appearance.... My Lady Kilcroney, knowing myself so unfit, feeling
myself so out of spirits, I deemed it more becoming to retire till all
was over.”
Now Kitty, riding on the top of the wave, was a trifle intoxicated. It
was in a tone of almost Royal patronage that she exclaimed:
“Why should you miss the sight, child? You could very well find a
little place where you could see and not be seen. Retrace your steps
with me.”
“Oh! My Lady Kilcroney,” cries Molly, with her dramatic clasp of the
hands, “was there ever anyone so truly benevolent as you are!”
Hanging her head, the little minx started off, a humble step behind her
patroness, and, looking over his shoulder at her, Denis the younger was
fascinated by the wicked mockery on her face, and nearly fell into a
puddle for staring.
There was no excitement in the town, for Her Majesty’s intention was
known but to the favoured few. The Royal Family, it was bruited, were
still reposing from the fatigues of their journey. There was, however,
a small group of gentlemen about the pump room doors, in elegant
morning attire, and two or three barouches and as many chairs were in
the very act of depositing their fair burdens as Lady Kilcroney sailed
up. She was just in time, indeed, to see Lady Verney--black-browed
Susan, panting, flushed, incredibly plumed--hurl herself out of her
hired sedan. At sight of Kitty this personage halted in her rush
forward into the pump room.
“You here, dear Kilcroney?” her voice shook. There was fury in her eye.
“Even so, dear Verney. Pray, my Lord Courtown, shall I take my stand on
this spot? Hither with the flowers, Pompey. My little son is to offer
these to Her Majesty, Colonel Digby; certainly ’twould be a mercy if
you would have the kindness to hold them till the right moment comes.
Such tender years are scarcely to be trusted!--Nay, Denis, lambkin, no
more sugar plums till we get home again, or little pandies would be so
sticky, Denis couldn’t give the nosegay to the beautiful Queen--What
a pity, my dearest Susan, you should have made yourself so fine. By
Her Majesty’s most express wish, all is to have the appearance of the
simplest impromptu! Still, my skirts are fairly wide. If you place
yourself behind me----”
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