Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
it is beyond imagination; but, from the letter she left behind her,
there can be, alas! no mistake. The young gentleman for whom she has
shown her preference in so singular a fashion, is, it seems, a person
of no note at all; a mere officer of the Marines, by name Simpson,
with scarce any fortune beside his pay. The whole affair leaves one
in a state of amaze, and I verily believe the world is going mad._”
On the morning following the fatal evening just described, my Lady
Kilcroney was awakened from very agreeable slumbers by the urgency of
Miss Lydia Pounce, who, placing a letter on the bed, begged in a tone
so important that her ladyship should wake up and read it at once, that
Kitty, omitting to scold, forthwith proceeded to obey.
“Lady Selina’s woman also brought a large case, my Lady. I’ve left it
in the ante-chamber.”
Kitty was in Hertford Street, making ready in sweet security for the
wedding festivities; yet not so secure but that her heart misgave her
from the first moment of the matutinal summons; it hardly needed the
mention of Lady Selina’s name to confirm her instant suspicions. Yet
she was ill-prepared, as she herself averred to all and sundry later,
for such a revelation of mixed baseness, ingratitude and idiocy.
“_You have taken so kind an interest in my affairs, my dear Lady
Kilcroney_,” wrote the Maid-of-Honour, “_that I wish you to be the
first to hear that by the time this reaches you I shall have become
the wife of Lieutenant Simpson of the Royal Marines. ’Tis no sort of
match for me, I am well aware, but I prefer him so infinitely to Sir
Jasper Standish that, seeing no other way out of it, I have yielded
to his solicitations. You may perhaps remember that when we were with
Their Majesties at Brighton last month, there was a young man who
used to stand on the Parade and stare as we went by. That was Mr.
Simpson. From the moment I had accepted Sir Jasper--and indeed, it
was scarce fair to put such pressure on me, and me so young--I knew I
had made a great mistake. And oh, Heaven knows, how I tried to induce
him to break it off! When I had succeeded at last--for ’twas I who
wrote the anonymous letter about the roses, and ’twas I placed the
billet-doux inside the rose (I still think ’twas a very ingenious
trick), if it had not been for you all would have gone well. No one
would have blamed me, as you told Sir Jasper yourself, but you would
interfere, my Lady, and you brought it on again. And now, if you
please, will you explain matters to Sir Jasper? I am sending the
jewels to you that you may give them back. And oh, I am so glad to be
free of him, and of them, and of Court I can’t tell you! Oh, pray do
not try your hand at match-making again, my Lady, for indeed you have
no talent for it._
“_Your obedient servant,_
“_Selina Soon-to-be-Simpson_.
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